dan420 t1_ja3k7nu wrote
Reply to comment by Moose4310 in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
So like a big line, one after the other?
pinball0001 t1_ja3wzz7 wrote
Bruce lee taught him ..
Moose4310 t1_ja3oiwa wrote
Nope
dan420 t1_ja3op1z wrote
If you’re going to fight 4 billion people not all at once, you’d better do it one after the other, or you’re going to run out of time. It’s common sense, really.
Moose4310 t1_ja3q6f1 wrote
I'm not talking about literally fighting half the people on this planet. Here let me explain this in kindergarten terms because for some reason people don't understand, if one man beat another in a fight that is 1 if he beat another man in a fight that is 2 and if he kept winning individual fight all the way up to 4 billion he would be deserving of the title alpha male. It's common sense I'm not talking about fighting half the population literally.
dan420 t1_ja3vkxi wrote
It’s called a joke. Let me explain it to you in kindergarten terms. Someone says something outrageous to try and get other people to laugh. If you had 1 fight a minute every day, it’s taking you 2000 years to fight 1 billion people. I’m sure in one on one fights I could take any of the weakest 4 billion people on earth, doesn’t make me an alpha. But again, I was making a joke. Fuck you’re stupid.
Moose4310 t1_ja3yi6e wrote
Well that "joke" wasn't very funny, and yeah you probably couldn't beat half of the elementary school you go to in a fight so you definitely aren't a alpha. Fuck you're stupid
dan420 t1_ja3yreu wrote
You don’t get outside much, huh?
Moose4310 t1_ja42tfo wrote
Wow how original, you know what I take it back you truly are a comedian cause you are a living embodiment of a joke.
dan420 t1_ja482pd wrote
You seem to think being me able to beat up children, old people; and people smaller than yourself makes you an alpha. That’s a shorty mentality, and I’ve got a feeling that you’d learn pretty quick that swinging nunchucks while seated, in mom’s basement, doesn’t equate to being tough in the real world.
Moose4310 t1_ja4binj wrote
Funny cause I never claimed that beating up children, old people and people smaller than me makes me an alpha, I also never said I was an alpha myself.
dan420 t1_ja4chqo wrote
You said someone that can take on half the population is an alpha male. The weaker half includes children, the elderly, etc. not really that much of a feat. Besides alpha being a stupid concept, you’ve given a stupid concept of what constitutes alpha. So I made a stupid joke about your stupid comment. Cry about it.
Moose4310 t1_ja4gn1e wrote
Yeah but I never said specifically the weaker half I just said half of the population, so that could mean some of the strongest people in the world are included, if it was specifically the weaker half then yeah for a lot it would be easy but it would most likely be a mix. I know you are trying your hardest here but it isn't working out for you. You're the one all butt hurt because you're lame ass joke wasn't funny, if anything you are making my day better by entertaining me with whatever the hell you are trying to do.
dan420 t1_ja4hvyu wrote
The fuck are you talking about? So now it’s a random half of the population? Still comes down to whether or not you’re stronger than the average person, unless, like I jokingly said at the beginning, everyone lines up and you fight one after the other. You’ve circled all the way around to the beginning. Again, fuck you’re stupid.
Moose4310 t1_ja4jg0z wrote
What point exactly are you trying to make? Because you are trying to find a problem in everything I say. Do you think that means you win or something? I've circled all the way around because I literally have nowhere else to go because you can't wrap your head around a simple concept so I haved to keep trying to walk you through it. Fuck you're stupid
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