Submitted by tommy4318 t3_11acp1z in Showerthoughts
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Fanatic_Foxx7422 t1_j9rab69 wrote
That’s a really good one. I wish I could have my eye blink statistics.
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We need an admin console
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RogerRabbit1234 t1_j9rpepj wrote
This is especially true for me. Because I can only wink with my left eye. I cannot close my right eye and leave my left eye open. Anyone else? I can blink both, obviously. But I cannot close my right eye without also closing my left eye.
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Ligsters t1_j9s31qc wrote
I think blink is both eyes and wink is one eye. So this thought may be incorrect.
Helpful_Assistance_5 t1_j9s3gk3 wrote
That's why I always equalize my blinking at the end of every month. Gotta have even wear and tear on either side.
tommy4318 OP t1_j9s3mim wrote
“Winking” is a word mainly used for closing one eye as a form of body language. The physical closing and opening of an eye is blinking, wether it’s both eyes or just one.
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drog701 t1_j9s5g4e wrote
At least you know which eye is winning…
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Tamaska-gl t1_j9saa1r wrote
This is true for most people but there’s bound to be some people where it’s not. At least not right now.
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-GreenEggsAndHam t1_j9sd2nt wrote
And the worst part is, you’ll never know which. Time to start counting…
bernyzilla t1_j9se1ea wrote
I just rotate my eyes every 3 months, much simpler than equalizing blinking.
phyrestorm999 t1_j9sfxm0 wrote
I do. I scratched myself in the left eye as a baby and it was taped shut for a while. At least, I think it was the left...
Only_Bad_Habits t1_j9sg92p wrote
not true. blinking is with both eyes, by definition. one eye has winked more times than the other.
voldi_II t1_j9sgsqs wrote
it’s funny how i know which one it is, too, because i can barely wink with my right eye
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Fire_Dracul t1_j9sgwtg wrote
Bruuuuuh
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Travwolfe101 t1_j9shsvf wrote
Add on:
And you'll probably never know which one has blinked more.
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Mynplus1throwaway t1_j9skcnx wrote
Babies and those with an odd form of extreme luck and winking dexterity
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Tenairi t1_j9smkvt wrote
Well, can you wink with either eye?
Tenairi t1_j9smnsy wrote
Are you ambi-winks-trous?
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IanthegeekV2 t1_j9spmgt wrote
Stat tracking for all manner of bodily functions.
Read, write and delete permissions for various chemical levels and current emotional status.
Selective memory deletion.
So many possibilities!
wormholetrafficjam t1_j9ssgzt wrote
The crazier thought is that someone might be out there who’s had the same number of blinks on both eyes. It’s unlikely, but not impossible. Even with uneven blinking
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Monowakari t1_j9sveza wrote
Spankbank out of memory error
Hatless_wizard t1_j9svmiv wrote
Isn't it only considered blinking if it's done with both eyes? If you only use one eye, wouldn't it be a wink instead? What if you only have one eye, is it blinking or winking then? Does it matter whether or not the closing of one or both eyes is reflexive or done at will? I need to go to bed.
hawkmech67 t1_j9svmjt wrote
One eye has winked more. They have blinked the exact number of times.
Hatless_wizard t1_j9svo2g wrote
I had a similar line of thought.
Fuuzzzz-ya t1_j9t0g96 wrote
My sister probably has even blinks, she couldn't wink to save her life
TimeTravelGhost t1_j9t33me wrote
Exactly the same here
ddkatona t1_j9t42or wrote
I don't know about this one. It's just a random assumption, it might not even be true.
It's like if I said: "you are a bad singer", because most people are
tommy4318 OP t1_j9t5j05 wrote
Sorry if my phrasing made you feel left out, I didn’t realise you dedicated your life to making sure both eyes had the same amount of blinks. If it makes you feel any beter, I did mean to say for most people or “probably”. I made this post at 1 AM.
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LikeUmPlump t1_j9t7co3 wrote
My right for sure. I'll often keep my left closed while I'm reading.
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SodaWithoutSparkles t1_j9tc569 wrote
delete is just a kind of special writes. Maybe Read Write Execute instead
fishonthesun t1_j9td22z wrote
Well this is gonna fuck with my OCD for a while
But still a good showerthought
FirstSineOfMadness t1_j9tdoj9 wrote
I wink so
Tenairi t1_j9tewob wrote
Then we'll never know for sure which eye has blinked more.
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Tamaska-gl t1_j9tlcdn wrote
Just the law of averages, there’s billions of humans.
JohnnyDeJaneiro t1_j9ttdnw wrote
I know actually, my left eye blinks by itself sometime
Chr982 t1_j9tuol6 wrote
Winking is specifically for blinking with one eye, but its still blinking. Blinking is not to blink with both eyes, its to blink with one or both eyes
Chr982 t1_j9tuxd2 wrote
I mean, you cant know if you have blinked an even or odd with your eyes, so it could very well be a 50/50 situation around the world, ad you would never know if you are correct
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tommy4318 OP t1_j9tw0hb wrote
No, but statistically it is more likely to have one eye be off at least a good few blinks. The odds of those numbers being exactly the same are very, very small. Even as a child, you probably blink one eye every once in a while. Add the fact that aiming and winking is typically done with one (same) eye, it’s very rare to have an equal number.
RogerRabbit1234 t1_j9txvb3 wrote
Mildly Interesting story: When my first son was about 3-4 years old, he was the same way. So I figured it was a genetic thing, I shrugged: “hmm that’s mildly interesting…”. And went about my life, and then when he was about 6 years old, mind you , we hadn’t discussed this eye blinking other than in passing, like a few years prior, he came running into my office: “dad, I did it!!!” And I naturally said, “awesome! I’m excited for you, but did what?” “I can wink my right eye, all by itself.”..so he, through practice, was able to train his eye to blink independently….
Chr982 t1_j9u0kyj wrote
Maybe so, but you presented it as a fact, not a statistical likelyhood.
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Marksideofthedoon t1_j9uncdi wrote
Wait...don't everyone's eyes blink at the same time?
I mean, I've closed individual eyes a separate amount of times, but blinked? They've always blinked at the same time every time.
Thick_Pipe187 t1_j9und56 wrote
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This is an interesting thought! I've never stopped to think about the number of times each of my eyes have blinked. I'm curious to know if this is true for everyone or if there are some people who have an even number of blinks between their eyes. Has anyone here ever stopped to count?
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SwollenAss69 t1_ja6bo7c wrote
And that every single second, someone evens out their blinks by winking, while another person makes their blink count uneven again.
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