Submitted by jsw9000 t3_11d83x6 in Showerthoughts
Froggie3845 t1_ja8saaf wrote
I’d say his shell isn’t red due to the fact he was boiled, but instead that it is due to the fact that he is most likely a red ghost crab.
tiniestvioilin t1_ja9t72v wrote
Or any of the many crabs that have a naturally red shell
rowanhopkins t1_jaa2zar wrote
>Or any of the many crabs that have a naturally red shell really like money
lxkandel06 t1_jaabngw wrote
Or any of the many crabs that naturally have daughters that are whales
scorchedarcher t1_jaaby3e wrote
Bro who said his daughter is a whale?
DillieDally t1_jaafb46 wrote
Have you ever seen SpongeBob?
BokaBlues t1_jaajii0 wrote
Have you ever touched SpongeBob?
Lukezilla2000 t1_jaaloto wrote
Is SpongeBob in the room with us right now?
EARink0 t1_jab760k wrote
Are we all SpongeBob on this blessed day?
Neocraftz t1_jaacfcl wrote
me
scorchedarcher t1_jaachdm wrote
Nah thats his sugar baby dude
Nephlimcomics2520 t1_jaacwnx wrote
That’s enough internet for tonight
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Flocaine t1_jaa46lr wrote
Then explain Patrick’s pristine condition
skulblaka t1_jaa5dpb wrote
He was under a rock at the time
jamieliddellthepoet t1_jaa6j4g wrote
He was conducting the tests.
comik300 t1_jaabtnd wrote
I think that was Sandy
cosmiclatte44 t1_jaa1md8 wrote
Yeah Hillenburg being a marine biologist wouldn't have missed something like that.
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