Submitted by FastWalkingShortGuy t3_115z322 in Showerthoughts
packersfan823 t1_j96rc4x wrote
Reply to comment by Standard_Zucchini_46 in The color of your dryer lint is the average color of your wardrobe. by FastWalkingShortGuy
I did. My girlfriend took Ozzy in the car and I followed in the truck when we moved houses. I followed them from the part of Florida that is on Central Time and is really lower Alabama to Tampa. I never did see Laurence Fishburne in pince-nez, nor did I ever see Carrie Ann Moss in skintight leather, and that's just a travesty.
Standard_Zucchini_46 t1_j96ue0q wrote
Maybe you took the wrong pills. Either way , good luck.
packersfan823 t1_j9by0hx wrote
All I know is, I took a pill and the side effects turned my piss blue, my nose hair got mange, and now I have the uncontrollable urge to slap people and whoop like Ric Flair.
Wrong pill indeed.
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