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dysfunctionalpress t1_ja9doxx wrote
i could die while taking a normal breath of fresh air, but not from it.
Nimelennar t1_ja9x18t wrote
If you have the right immune conditions, there are enough germs in fresh air to kill you.
And there are quite a few allergens in fresh air, as well.
tmRae_Rae_ t1_jaaikx5 wrote
"Don't even breath or I'll shoot you" breathes a normal breath of fresh air Bang
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaa9vjs wrote
i don't have those immune conditions.
Want_To_Live_To_100 t1_jaac6i9 wrote
You could develop them… easily don’t be so cocky
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaadayd wrote
the point is- i don't have them, so taking a normal breath of fresh air isn't going to kill me. i could die while breathing, but not because of it.
believe me- i don't like being so cocky either...size 18 shoes aren't easy to come by in a lot of styles.
GarretTheGrey t1_jaarnq6 wrote
Most likely your last breath would be of fresh air.
Unless you drown in a latrine I guess?
lostmypwcanihaveurs t1_jabu487 wrote
If you're in a latrine, that's not fresh air.
jmpires t1_jadtsvf wrote
last breath snorting coke
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaarz8e wrote
but it still wouldn't be the cause said death.
GarretTheGrey t1_jaasnrh wrote
Pfft 100% of people who breathe air die.
The stats don't lie, Marvin!
ChainSword20000 t1_jac6cip wrote
Not quite. There are a few recorded instances, including moses, John the beloved, and Elijah among others.
lostmypwcanihaveurs t1_jabu1z5 wrote
Pics or it didn't happen.
Nimelennar t1_jaao8mg wrote
Oh, sure, but I don't think OP's "you" is referring to you, specifically, but rather people in general. Like the "you" in "You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone."
So you "you" might not be at significant risk of dying from a breath of fresh air, but it's totally as thing that a indefinite "you" could totally die from.
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaasdjc wrote
but you replied to my post, where i specified "i".
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Aggressive_Village46 t1_ja9mq9i wrote
you could die from fresh air bubbles injected in your blood stream
dizzypanda35 t1_ja9q2va wrote
That’s something else entirely
Aggressive_Village46 t1_ja9q7z2 wrote
happy cake day btw
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaa4ijp wrote
again- not taking a normal breath of fresh air.
Want_To_Live_To_100 t1_jaacf2v wrote
The spirit of the statement is any “thing” not some specific action. Too much air and you can die.
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaacwii wrote
the title literally says "from anything", no "spirit" about it. taking a normal breath of fresh air will not kill me.
Want_To_Live_To_100 t1_jaajjeg wrote
Any “thing”.
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaasj4y wrote
no..."anything".
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Jeanboyx3 OP t1_ja9eslo wrote
You could accidentally have swallowed your own saliva while inhaling a normal breath of air, causing you to choke, and depending on the circumstances, lead you to loosing consciousness, which in turn, might lead to a head injury that leads to death
dysfunctionalpress t1_ja9fzx8 wrote
just what freakish amount of saliva do you normally have..?
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> to loosing consciousness,
Did you mean to say "losing"?
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Adamant3--D t1_jaa26o9 wrote
Then you died of saliva not oxygen
>while inhaling a normal breath of air
And you literally used the word "while" 😂 how dumb are you?
dizzypanda35 t1_ja9q9wt wrote
That’s not the same thing though
riddleterror t1_ja9vqyh wrote
So the head injury is what caused the death.
Ginandexhaustion t1_jabr76h wrote
Dude you never use “while”, when trying to establish causality. That’s just lazy and wrong,
Jeanboyx3 OP t1_ja9f34d wrote
Or you could breathe too much oxygen, leading to oxygen toxicity, leading to death
dysfunctionalpress t1_ja9fpal wrote
not while taking a normal breath of fresh air.
this_is_an_alaia t1_jab6iq9 wrote
That wouldn't be a normal breath of fresh air then
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