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degggendorf t1_j2syky7 wrote

Reply to comment by radioflea in Good indoor proposal spots? by [deleted]

I will keep that in mind for the next time I need to break my elbow

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radioflea t1_j2taoqt wrote

Ask the DJ to play your favorite songs in advance to properly set the mood.

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Proof-Variation7005 t1_j2ttl13 wrote

If you break your elbow and immediately try to propose, the answer is gonna be 'no' usually. People make this mistake often, thinking that sympathy over a broken elbow would lead to a 'yes', but most people don't want to spend the rest of their lives with someone who can't admit they suck at roller-skating backwards.

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Even the 1/100 sympathy 'yes' usually leads to a short and unfulfilling marriage.

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degggendorf t1_j2u0ktb wrote

I didn't say it was for a proposal, breaking an elbow can really zhuzh up any number of special occasions

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Proof-Variation7005 t1_j2u79v5 wrote

True dat. A broken elbow can ruin all sorts of special occasions....birthdays, bar/bat-mitzvahs, holiday parties, weddings, funerals.

Really, just about an special occasion that isn't a ceremonial elbow-breaking.

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