Submitted by [deleted] t3_101wcr2 in RhodeIsland
radioflea t1_j2s64j4 wrote
Reply to comment by Proof-Variation7005 in Good indoor proposal spots? by [deleted]
This is also a great place to break your elbow. I speak from personal experience.
Proof-Variation7005 t1_j2s8wai wrote
That must've really killed the vibe of the proposals going on nearby.
degggendorf t1_j2syky7 wrote
I will keep that in mind for the next time I need to break my elbow
radioflea t1_j2taoqt wrote
Ask the DJ to play your favorite songs in advance to properly set the mood.
Proof-Variation7005 t1_j2ttl13 wrote
If you break your elbow and immediately try to propose, the answer is gonna be 'no' usually. People make this mistake often, thinking that sympathy over a broken elbow would lead to a 'yes', but most people don't want to spend the rest of their lives with someone who can't admit they suck at roller-skating backwards.
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Even the 1/100 sympathy 'yes' usually leads to a short and unfulfilling marriage.
degggendorf t1_j2u0ktb wrote
I didn't say it was for a proposal, breaking an elbow can really zhuzh up any number of special occasions
Proof-Variation7005 t1_j2u79v5 wrote
True dat. A broken elbow can ruin all sorts of special occasions....birthdays, bar/bat-mitzvahs, holiday parties, weddings, funerals.
Really, just about an special occasion that isn't a ceremonial elbow-breaking.
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