Submitted by jimb575 t3_11cbtow in RhodeIsland
ThatRocketSurgeon t1_ja4305x wrote
Reply to comment by steelyx88 in I don't know, what city would you say? by jimb575
I was so glad they didn’t rush me mid-poop. Ever tried to pinch one off while fighting two cops after smoking meth? It’s damn near impossible.
steelyx88 t1_ja482at wrote
Woonsocket is its own country. It defies the laws of nature. And the walmart on diamond Hill road, I saw a dude peeing down an isle.
The town makes no sense.
And I got my chest tattooed in a irish Puerto Ricans mother-in-laws bedroom. Nothing makes sense.
Rickshmitt t1_ja491pq wrote
Also, defiles the laws of nature
steelyx88 t1_ja49qxo wrote
Woonsocket is a worm hole. And those who escape are lucky.
ThatRocketSurgeon t1_ja4mvqm wrote
I’ve been gone since 2001, but it holds a special place in my heart. Nobody ever truly leaves, they just go away for a while. Then they miss things like swimming in Social Ocean, the fragrance on NETCO on a warm sunny day, getting serenaded by being yelled at by crackheads outside of Moonlight Weiners, the women fighting for equal pay on Arnold Street, the smell of secondhand smoke mixed in with your lo mein at Chan’s, the sound of piss sizzling in the sauna when that weirdo keeps sneaking back in to the health and racquet club men’s locker room, buying an autumnfest button in August and wearing it on your Tazmanian devil sweatshirt until June. You just can’t find these things anywhere else.
Rickshmitt t1_ja4o9fk wrote
They say you can never take the autumnfest button on your tazmanian devil sweatshirt in june out of the person whos escaped sizzling bum piss.
Vsercit-2020-awake t1_ja4qusj wrote
Wow this is so accurate that it’s scary. I think Social Ocean is now filled in. Not sure tho but I remember it and all the fascinating creatures it brought to that watering hole.
One thing to add - the ungodly wait in the DMV.
SignificantBoot7180 t1_ja5s1fu wrote
It's a playground/splash park now. It's actually pretty nice!
jules13131382 t1_ja533hf wrote
😂😂😂
maybebullshitmaybe t1_ja5bebi wrote
Mmm Walmart on diamond hill...I need a time machine. Still trash both diamond hill road and the new current location for Walmart 🤷♀️
steelyx88 t1_ja5wzdh wrote
It's all garbage. There is nothing to redeem it. Other than j's deli.
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