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Allemaengel t1_izdtg1e wrote

Bring it. The invading Delawareans will fall into our potholes.

Gets rid of the invaders and fills in the holes that PennDOT won't. Two problems solved, lol.

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Antique_Pianist_2507 t1_izeft94 wrote

Born and raised Delmarva. Moved to PA and learned to drive. Destroyed my first car’s axle on a pothole. Invading Delaware soldiers will 100% have logistical supply issues due to impassable PA roads, which the locals learned to navigate and will continue to commute over during the conflict.

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Allemaengel t1_izf2ovo wrote

The First State's first (and last) Special Military Operation.

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ISwearImKarl t1_izfzyfr wrote

Had to go to Philly some time ago.. Bro, I think it's I495, but that shit was a roller coaster.

It really hurt to see a highway like that... PA backroads? Whatever. They're basically speed bumps. But there's no reason that interstate should be so fucked.

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Antique_Pianist_2507 t1_izg0ipn wrote

Some states just DGAF y'know? PA is one of them. I have heard people blame it on the winter/summer cycle with salt thrown in. I paid like 5-6% more in taxes living in PA but it didn't help with the roads.

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ISwearImKarl t1_izg0vc2 wrote

Growing up, I always heard "it's a commonwealth" as a defense.

Besides the roads, I love PA. I wish I could live there again. One day, maybe.

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twin-shadows t1_izeim83 wrote

The deer will wander into their lane as they invade!

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Antique_Pianist_2507 t1_izf2qkh wrote

PA deer are a different breed. I had bucks jump on my hood and like squirrels they always make the wrong decision on where to go.

They will make the DE-soldiers suffer greatly

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GraffitiTavern t1_izfyj7o wrote

Only legit school lockdown I had was one time a few deer literally jumped through the school window and was running around for an hour while we had to stay locked in the classrooms

https://www.gettysburgtimes.com/news/local/article_3b2b8e81-4f6a-50c6-bcfc-5abb2c6b3116.html

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ohnomoto450 t1_izgdv3j wrote

Damn. They locked my school down just because a couple cows from across the street got loose and were grazing on the playground.

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ISwearImKarl t1_izg08se wrote

Bro Marylanders think this is "country". They talk about how bad the deer are. They know nothing about deer. North western PA had plenty. I'd see them daily. I'm lucky to spot any around once a month.

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Antique_Pianist_2507 t1_izg0wkh wrote

Dude we moved to GA and the town we lived in first barely had any deer. Then we moved a couple towns over, got more land. Now we see 5+ a day on the property. Even though they are the same type as up north, they just don't act as crazy as the ones in PA. In 7 years here I haven't had a close call with a deer, but in PA it was 2-3 a week with a full on impact twice.

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ISwearImKarl t1_izg5h6x wrote

Never hit a deer, not even in PA. I remember back after I graduated, I was driving this shitty truck to work. It would stall out while driving 70mph. I had to turn it off and back on while driving. Lights would turn off and everything. Plus, it was winter so we had them North western PA snow falls. The deer would always jump in front of me while driving that road, and once while I stalled out.

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