Submitted by PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES t3_z8dyxw in Pennsylvania
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cpr4life8 t1_iycrfda wrote
Chinese restaurant owner: I yell Cartwright, nobody come, she say curseword, I hang up.
Jerry: Who's Cartwright?
George (sarcastically): I'm Cartwright....
sensistarfish t1_iycqgta wrote
He should try not driving around in a conversion van with his campaign signs taped to every surface. Dude pulled up to the polling place I was greeting at and I made sure he overheard me saying he looked like a child molester giving out free candy.
IamSauerKraut t1_iycvezb wrote
You shoulda gifted him the appropriate sound system so that kids (and voters) would be warned he is nearby...
_Bee_Dub_ t1_iyb62jf wrote
But he can kick a field goal. That’s gotta count for something.
PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES OP t1_iyb9jbk wrote
About 3 points.
IamSauerKraut t1_iycv8z5 wrote
About 2 more points than he has on the top of his head...
cpr4life8 t1_iybcyy7 wrote
Can he throw a pigskin a quarter mile?
Hopeful_Scholar398 t1_iycg60b wrote
Right over them mountains
WaitingToBeTriggered t1_iycg6vk wrote
ON OUR WAY TO THE NORTH
Cogatanu7CC95 t1_iybita3 wrote
Doesn't matter when they said they'll do it, its past the date where it is required so they can will and are getting sued
zorionek0 t1_iycldn6 wrote
Technically correct, but a moot point means something no longer matters. The remedy a judge would impose is to certify the election. It’s Wednesday now, so unless the judge hears this case before the board meeting the election will already be certified.
Agent-Pierce- t1_iyb8alk wrote
Or that the majority of the electorate is not interested in him or his party's politics and no matter the candidate, the fascist insurgent party will lose that race. They just arent palatable at this time.
zorionek0 t1_iyb8il6 wrote
I just find it funny that he keeps winning primaries and then getting beat
freshoilandstone t1_iyczi8i wrote
He's entering Lou Barletta territory
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CltAltAcctDel t1_iyctlaj wrote
The guy that abstained from the first vote will vote to certify the election so this lawsuit will be moot. The whole voter fraud charade is really stupid.
Different point:
> boards must certify the result of election returns regardless of any error or fraud that is discovered during the count or certification process
This seems wrong. There was no widespread in this election so this is a hypothetical point. Let’s say there was solid evidence of widespread fraud. What’s the remedy? How do you certify an election you know to be fraudulent?
IamSauerKraut t1_iycvssk wrote
Depends on your definition of "know." MAGAt nation has redefined the word.
Excelius t1_iydvb7b wrote
Seems the answer was in the rest of the sentence?
> “Indeed, boards must certify the result of election returns regardless of any error or fraud that is discovered during the count or certification process,” the suit states, noting a Pennsylvania statute that instructs boards to instead file reports about fraudulent or erroneous returns to a district attorney.
CltAltAcctDel t1_iydzedi wrote
Why should they certify something that they are unsure of? The word certify has meaning and generally means that it has been verified to meet some standard. I would think withholding certification until the DA completes the investigation would be more appropriate
w00dm4n t1_iye9chx wrote
Answer: America!
and they wonder why Trump gains popularity.
it's dumb stuff like this.
OhioUBobcats t1_iyeadlr wrote
Yes it’s these weird idiosyncrasies that made Trump popular and not him being a giant asshole racist piece of shit who made it acceptable for other assholes to openly be asshole racist pieces of shit. You nailed it.
reverendsteveii t1_iyefz59 wrote
Downdooted because the answer to your question immediately follows the part of the law you quote and this feels like shit stirring to me.
better_med_than_dead t1_iyew3rs wrote
Well who's to decide that any "evidence" is legit? The election workers? FUCK NO. They are not legal experts and have no jurisdiction to do so.
It would go through the court system, and if it was indeed solid evidence, it would be dealt with by people that have the authority to do so.
zorionek0 t1_iyb4r6z wrote
Attaboy Cartwright.
Although Luzerne said they’ll certify on Wednesday so the long is moot.
Jim Bognet has run three times now and lost every time. At a certain point he’s gotta figure out we don’t like him, right?