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ActualPopularMonster t1_it7f29q wrote

Reply to comment by Jef_Wheaton in Doug Mastriano is making more wild accusations about Josh Shapiro by plantman77

So it's possible to say that Mastriano is a pedophile child-sex trafficker, as long as I follow that shit up with - "But I don't personally know that for sure, I've just heard a lot of people saying it!" and then get away with it??

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Megaverse_Mastermind t1_it83uha wrote

Mastriano fornicates himself with Hitler's preserved femur bone while singing "I Touch Myself" in falsetto, all while old naked men throw banana cream pies at his face and genitals. Allegedly, but I hear it all the time around these parts. Many people are saying it. Why just yesterday, a big burly man ran up to me, tears in his eyes, and said this to me. And then everyone stood up and clapped.

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