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DelianSK13 OP t1_jahk5nk wrote

Reporter: Tell us how you found out about these fentanyl gummies.

Cops: Well we walked in for our morning coffee and my partner all of a sudden fainted and started seizing. I knew right away there was fentanyl in the store.

Or something.

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Redlar t1_jai3juw wrote

>my partner all of a sudden fainted and started seizing

So much for the 4th Amendment!

("against unreasonable searches and seizures")

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siguefish t1_jail8qz wrote

Cops are going to pass men’s soccer players in fake distress events.

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