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JustVern t1_j7jeygg wrote

So, the Shaquille O'Neal went walking barefoot through the snow??

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RanchAndGreaseFlavor t1_j7m9i0y wrote

Sorry guys, it was me. I was camping and got the bubble guts after eating fried squirrel and hurried far away from my tent before having mud butt capable of clogging any normal commode against a tree. It was fortunate I avoided the swamp ass. With a dump that large, you know I’m the real deal.

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