Submitted by daredelvis421 t3_10m5vng in OldSchoolCool
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veritoast t1_j613zkl wrote
I heard these guys immigrated to the Midwest after a run in with Russian authorities. They changed their name to “Whoa-D’are” and made millions on the post-kindergarten after-school birthday party circuit.
Lord-Velveeta t1_j614xnh wrote
Were they any good?
HeavyMetalChick19 t1_j6150ig wrote
Lol
mrbrendanblack t1_j6153s3 wrote
In Russia, heavy metal plays you.
notume37 t1_j6154wx wrote
2nd from the right is Sam Kinneson.
mickeybar71 t1_j615w3b wrote
Looks like one of those awkward family photos
Lazystoner151 t1_j6171i8 wrote
Wonder what kind of gear they were able to acquire in the 80s in Russia?
FartyMcFry89 t1_j617cuy wrote
I thought the dude on the far right was sitting on his buddy's knee for a second
eddyb66 t1_j617epi wrote
Their gimic was the two guys on the right were the nesting doll.
MatthewBobStull t1_j617gtr wrote
Luckily to old to be drafted
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jaysin1983 t1_j618ipt wrote
Is that Sam Kinison?
yankeeuniverse t1_j61ah2r wrote
DagothDeez t1_j61b30f wrote
BERSERKER
insignifiantmomadeya t1_j61b3c5 wrote
They look like dirty hookers from the 80s .
lajimolala27 t1_j61bpzj wrote
to translate: (a) hit,/ (a) strike,/ (a) blow.
FinalTooth t1_j61c2k6 wrote
ButtercupsPitcher t1_j61c2zf wrote
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK-- BERSERKER WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK--BERSERKER
Odd_Increase5167 t1_j61cdhu wrote
Little did they know. That was as good as it got.
Various-Catch-113 t1_j61cr57 wrote
Is that Sam Kinison?
BartholomewBandy t1_j61d130 wrote
They had finally received their box of 1971. Still seemed ok…
weegizzle t1_j61d4w2 wrote
Did he say making fuck?
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endofthehold t1_j61es06 wrote
Came here for this comment.
Reign_n_blud t1_j61f2n5 wrote
The one on the left stole Stryper’s pants
Defiant-Version-1734 t1_j61i9f7 wrote
Metal is as metal does.
psmgx t1_j61j4zp wrote
"So you're telling me we can't book KISS?"
"Yes. But we can get their Eastern European counterpart"
"...okay fine"
Meekomeeko t1_j61j9j6 wrote
Fat poootin?
AmericanoWsugar t1_j61jcmr wrote
getitreddit1 t1_j61l09b wrote
Don’t you join a band for the groupies? This bunch of rabble would have still struggled…surely
Inkycaligari t1_j61l4ai wrote
I thought it was Bobcat Goldthwait
pizzakickball t1_j61luyv wrote
From L to R: Merry, Pippen, Sam and Frodo.
Slugwheat t1_j61lwaf wrote
Du Hast was fire
destructivecupcake t1_j61mqo2 wrote
You can’t convince me this isn’t the same person.
nixgti t1_j61odlj wrote
At first glance I thought 4 women, now I'm not sure if one
howiemia t1_j61p2qq wrote
Repost
10EBBE01 t1_j61pfyq wrote
Wonder what they look like today
MA357R0 t1_j61s9a1 wrote
Even communism couldn’t stop the rock 🤘🏻
MA357R0 t1_j61sluy wrote
If it wasn’t for the sticks in his hand, I never would have guessed that Sheriff Eyeliner was the drummer.
TeeHack t1_j61te17 wrote
More like “Udder”.
Stargazer12am t1_j61th2h wrote
If we keep fucking around in Ukraine, this will be the only music available for everyone after the fallout.
visions-of-skater t1_j61u6jn wrote
Remember Ukraine
daishomaster t1_j61yucx wrote
Sounds more Manly than making fucky-fucky?
Charming-Forever-278 t1_j623rbc wrote
Lead singer was a ventriloquist dummy
Equal_Procedure_167 t1_j624mz3 wrote
Was it them or moms and girlfriends that put in all the time in stamping all those studs into to the faux leather?
banzay_33 t1_j629wlg wrote
Rock band from Belarus
Since 1985 , the group has been called Edelweiss
First_Artichoke2390 t1_j62ab81 wrote
To the right of Putin?
smugglydissmissed t1_j62bbex wrote
“We’ve seen a million faces…and we’ve rocked them all!”
SpenglerE t1_j62bdkj wrote
A pair of drum sticks, makeup, and studded accessories.
TheMulattoMaker t1_j62f355 wrote
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK, BERSERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK, BERSERKER
suicidefeburary62025 t1_j62f5ir wrote
Oof
suicidefeburary62025 t1_j62f6pl wrote
This. This is deserving of the top comment
proffesor_f8 t1_j62hue0 wrote
H-udar hell are they?
mrsjackwhite t1_j62mqpz wrote
I don't even know what y'all are talking about but I'm dying laughing regardless 😅
olddogmine t1_j62mv10 wrote
The Beatles they ain’t.
zoiks66 t1_j62qcg7 wrote
Skrelnik
Dykidnnid t1_j62rc72 wrote
I can't recall a post, ever, where the photo and the title matched so perfectly. I have never seen or heard of these guys, but if you'd shown me this photo and asked me to caption it, I'd have said: Russian heavy metal band "Udar" 1987
jobe_eyden t1_j62zuhy wrote
Don't know about these guys, but I know that guitarist Yuri Kasparyan of Kino had a Yamaha SG200. Also, the USSR did make some musical equipment of their own. Synths, for example, that were made in the USSR, like the formanta polivoks, were pretty good.
slick514 t1_j635e8n wrote
Sam Kinison and Bobcat Goldthwait looking pretty fierce here…
flakeygardener t1_j638d9d wrote
That’s actually Putin middle left
FartingKumquat t1_j63kps8 wrote
They're talking about Olaf, from Clerks...
Berserker!
ugmold t1_j63ldx6 wrote
Putins first Band
RodCherokee t1_j63olm8 wrote
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Whatsagoodnameo t1_j6483zi wrote
"Can we go get motley crue"
"We got motley crue at home".....
TheWyldTyger t1_j64bedm wrote
The one on the far right could be a Nick Kroll character.
petermingeeater t1_j64kix6 wrote
Udar? More gaydar.
bugdad1 t1_j64mxsg wrote
I did not know Sam Kenison was Russian
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Reign_n_blud t1_j65bvyc wrote
Elijah1978 t1_j65tx2a wrote
Even in eghties they were awkward
HorrorAmbition7953 t1_j67a2c2 wrote
You mean Srussisn
Sutters-sin t1_j67jx2p wrote
Save some for the rest of us, fellas.
um_I_dunno t1_j68x91z wrote
I was going to say I didn't know Sam Kinison was in a russian heavy metal band, but you beat me to it.
JustnInternetComment t1_j69txmn wrote
Second from the left is the drummer
FrankieMcGigglefits t1_j6al1fa wrote
Damnit you beat me to it
daknuts_ t1_j613tun wrote
Looks more like 'Udie, My Friend'.