Submitted by XaltotunTheUndead t3_zze2xb in OldSchoolCool
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ghostpepperlover t1_j2b8j1f wrote
That was the common price for all VHS back in the day. It’s what made Blockbuster and other movie rental places so popular.
XaltotunTheUndead OP t1_j2b1ugs wrote
I know right?! That's like in today dollars, three hundred bucks or more? Crazy.
jsakic99 t1_j2b249o wrote
Imagine if someone told people back then that porn would essentially be free later in their lifetime.
ElectricPeterTork t1_j2c2j4v wrote
You damn kids today don't know how good you got it with your Xrodents and Crimsontubes and all that, bringing all sorts of filth flarn filth right into your homes and to your phones for free at any second of the day or night. Back in my day, you had to put on your trenchcoat and your hipwader boots (and only your trenchcoat and hipwaders), trudge out to the porno theatre at a set time, pay a seedy looking guy who looked like he'd sodomize you for a half-eaten sandwich for a ticket to a movie you'd only watch 10 minutes of, tops, find a seat equidistant from the other 4 pervs in there, openn your trenchcoat just enough that your cock & balls were breathing the sweet air of freedom but not far enough to remove plausible deniability should the vice cops raid the place, and rub one out at the same time those other 4 pervs were, all the while hoping you'd time it just right so you'd come while there was a flash of titty or some minge onscreen and not a hairy bobbin' man ass.
AND YOU LIKED IT!
aknabi t1_j2dyref wrote
Ah the good old days… I only caught the last few years of having to go to porno theaters, but man the rush of watching porno…. Like biking before the days of helmet laws.
lowlifef150 t1_j2e5ycv wrote
If inflation is right it’s $670
XaltotunTheUndead OP t1_j2eiwz7 wrote
Oooofffff even crazier than I thought!
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REO_Studwagon t1_j2bx351 wrote
No thanks, I’ll just stick to looking at the scrambled channel hoping to see a boob.
XaltotunTheUndead OP t1_j2c8md3 wrote
I did that too, you had to be a timing champion, you know what I mean
Jurippe t1_j2bsev1 wrote
In the 90's, I had an obsession with the Michael Bay film, "Bad Boys," and I was desperate to get a copy on VHS before it was available for home release. I went to Blockbuster asking if I could buy a copy, and they said yes, for 100 bucks.
OregonG20 t1_j2bkmfy wrote
Right? That is ridiculously expensive now, let alone 50 years ago.
Those poor souls. Working all summer to buy A stroke tape....lol.
Juan_Carlo t1_j2b7k19 wrote
It seems like some kind of porno scam, but all vhs cost this much in the early 1980s.
ILikeSoundsAndStuff t1_j2cqqz2 wrote
When VHS tapes emerged, studios treated them in a similar way they did reels with theaters. They sold them at a higher price to video stores, who would rent them to customers to recoup the costs.
In a time when people would go to a theater 3-5 times to see a movie they liked, nobody could see how it made sense to sell a movie directly to a customer who could watch it as many times as they wanted with whoever they wanted. So they made sure the price reflected that.
Dizzy-Buffalo851 t1_j2cfksq wrote
Hey, after you spend one thousand dollars, the fifth ones free
pugs_are_death t1_j2edfor wrote
The whole industry used to be run by the Mafia
king_anon1492 t1_j2cg6qw wrote
Yeah but with your first order, you become a member in INTERNATIONAL HOME VIDEO CLUB
jayboy716 t1_j2dpxim wrote
This is way they had video rental place like blockbuster
BonerJew420 t1_j2f2e4h wrote
Now porn is free and we pay for water.
jsakic99 t1_j2f9bx1 wrote
I’ll make that trade any day.
MuchTimeWastedAgain t1_j2b74iz wrote
My family had a Beta. Pretty cool. I liked the way you could jog frame by frame on the female skaters, gymnasts, swimmers - anything my hormone-riddled brain could find.
trogloherb t1_j2bld10 wrote
We had one too! The “remote control” was on like a 6’ wire…
paisley-apparition t1_j2cbb3y wrote
I bet you never lost the remote!
MuchTimeWastedAgain t1_j2crte7 wrote
Yup. With a giant dial to shuttle forward or back.
shaft6969 t1_j2bsack wrote
I recall watching first blood and rewinding so he walked backwards
boomajohn20 t1_j2b9oh9 wrote
Is that Marilyn Chambers??
SecretaryGrace t1_j2baa14 wrote
I think it is. She was in Behind the Green Door, and that’s a featured title. Back when porn stars looked like the neighbor lady and not a blow up doll caricature.
itinsurancegeek t1_j2bmsdo wrote
In the Flesh
Pog1983 t1_j2bk53l wrote
I've decided to watch all of these movies listed. Fapathon.
elbrule t1_j2b1qij wrote
Does anyone answer that phone number anymore?
sportsroc15 t1_j2dmmme wrote
Yes. I just called and it’s some medical center.
Nite01007 t1_j2b214q wrote
If you called that number 100% they’ll say vhs is better cause it’s the same number as the porn line and beta didn’t allow porn on it. It’s one of the things that really killed it.
tok33 t1_j2b2us3 wrote
It says VHS or Beta right in that porn ad.
Nite01007 t1_j2b32p4 wrote
So it does. Odd. I remember (and have seen since) that beta was a closed ecosystem and specifically disallowed porn. Shows what I know.
Effective_Purpose_23 t1_j2b54pg wrote
I had heard the same thing. The porn industry is what allowed vhs to win out.
wellmaybe_ t1_j2bgixm wrote
i think thats how dvd became the new standard medium aswell
l0u1s11 t1_j2bu4d7 wrote
and blu-ray
XaltotunTheUndead OP t1_j2c91d3 wrote
I remember the same. This company may have made their own home brew Betamax porn tapes then perhaps?
Turbo_Homewood t1_j2b5l8j wrote
My Dad had Betamax porn tapes
Arquen_Marille t1_j2bemzq wrote
Beta did allow porn but not as much was put on Beta as it was on VHS. Also, Beta was already a dying thing by the early ‘80s because the player was $1000 instead of $300 like VHS, and only held 2 hours instead of the 4 hours of VHS.
ke_co t1_j2bkdx2 wrote
It appears that maybe these guys were copying the videos they licensed onto whatever medium the customer requested and shipped direct. Sony wouldn’t have any leverage over them as they didn’t go through any of their authorized distributors.
For perspective, $99 a video in 1976 would be the equivalent of over $500 today.
reddit_again_ugh_no t1_j2bprgc wrote
In the US? In South America we had porn in Beta, American porn particularly.
whoocanitbenow t1_j2brem3 wrote
MasterBeta. 😃
LittleLostDoll t1_j2f4y1g wrote
nopes. beta didnt allow porn movies on the platform... which is why it died because vhs did
[deleted] t1_j2b1oxh wrote
Beta was better
Whateveryousaydude7 t1_j2b2djb wrote
I’ll say. We had one. The picture was perfect. But you literally couldn’t rent a movie in Beta after about 1984
General-Heart4787 t1_j2bc15g wrote
Betamax was superior in quality, but when it first hit the market, the platform had a 1 hour recording capacity- not enough to accommodate most full length movies. By the time they expanded it, VHS was already king.
[deleted] t1_j2b3cas wrote
We didn’t have one. Only my friends with cool dads did.
Whateveryousaydude7 t1_j2b4pjz wrote
I suppose my Dad was “cool”. At least in the Betamax sense.
[deleted] t1_j2b92fo wrote
Must’ve been.
XaltotunTheUndead OP t1_j2b1wwt wrote
Yep but they lost the marketing battle...
turdferguson3891 t1_j2ev1zn wrote
It wasn't marketing it was meeting the demands of consumers better. Beta may have had slightly better video quality and better made machines with better tracking and pausing in the first generation but they were also really expensive and initially they could only record one hour. The first prerecorded movies available had to be split onto two tapes.
In the early days of VCRs there wasn't much of a rental market, people mainly bought them so they could record their favorite shows on TV and watch them later while they weren't at home or while they were watching something else on another channel.
VHS sacrificed quality so it could record longer and because it was licensed to multiple companies you could buy a machine for less too. The slightly better picture quality of Beta didn't mean much to somebody with a shitty 15" late 1970s TV. All they knew was they could get a VHS player for half the price and they could record an entire movie or football game off TV. Sony realized their mistake and made changes but it was too late and they finally gave up in the late 80s. Also Laserdisc came out shortly after VHS and anybody who had the money and was a real movie buff wanted that for playback quality versus Beta.
BKCowGod t1_j2b38sq wrote
Assuming 1975, each tape was $550 in today's money. But if you bought $2,200 worth you got a free one!
Juan_Carlo t1_j2b7ta9 wrote
This would be more like 1980. 1978 at the earliest.
Nm_man1912 t1_j2b3u3f wrote
No more choking the chicken in the movie theater!
you can do it in your own home!
NOT000 t1_j2bfoji wrote
my dad got 1 of the first vcrs
$1,000
PhredsBigWheel t1_j2be4u1 wrote
Oh my. Marylin Chambers. Met her in Sky Harbor airport. Both heading to ATL. Oct 2001, crazy time to fly.
ri89rc20 t1_j2bzzlq wrote
Wanting to see porn on your own TV is what drove early sales of video tape players.
Probably sold a bunch of computers and spurred development of the internet as well.
oobbyb_61 t1_j2bt9ub wrote
No one is picking up the telephone.
Deraj2004 t1_j2cb0xq wrote
You know at least on one occasion shit got awkward when some put in Happy Days expecting the Fonze.
pantallicarox t1_j2be7bq wrote
Imagine ordering anything then having to wait 6 weeks lol
Holiday-Research627 t1_j2ct8tc wrote
Imagine ordering on wish in 1970's.
zooterlooter t1_j2boylb wrote
Oh boy!
Crush73 t1_j2c6jmb wrote
I just called the number for shits and giggles and it promptes you to talk to hot guys and girls from around the world like old school phone sex 😆
XaltotunTheUndead OP t1_j2c8vxp wrote
Funny how the number to get the facts from the professionals (about VHS vs Betamax) is the same as the number to order the porn tapes 😁
redlion496 t1_j2ccu2a wrote
I hope this doesn't do any damage to the "connesuirs" out there, but Wet Rainbow is the worst porn movie ever made!
MyPunchableFace t1_j2dn7un wrote
Yeah I only give it 1 1/2 nuts
elnerdometalero t1_j2b91tq wrote
Deep Throat was always such a simple yet effective title.
LastPlaceIWas t1_j2bbuo1 wrote
Am I the only one who can hear the song?
peasrule t1_j2bm1uk wrote
TV shows like fringe explored If the hindinburg didn't explode. They really missed out on betamax timelines.
Ok-Elk-6087 t1_j2bpfq7 wrote
$99.50 for a tape in 1970s dollars.
phuzzy1deep t1_j2bvbmd wrote
Godddamn!!!!!!
HoselRockit t1_j2bvx63 wrote
In the early 2000s I was in a meeting with about a dozen people and one of the older gents referred to a blackout period as when they would be behind the green door. It took a minute for that comment to settle in and I sat there wondering how many people realized what kind of reference he just made in an open meeting.
JustCallMeJeffOkay t1_j2ci11y wrote
To be fair, the old timer may have been referring to a 1950s song called “Green Door”.
Comfortable_Ad8516 t1_j2c4i95 wrote
😳
Sanriokilljoy t1_j2c5a7k wrote
Beta:VHS::HD:Blueray
HHSquad t1_j2cg36s wrote
Looks like Marilyn Chambers
AManAndAMouse t1_j2djrbg wrote
It is singer/actress/model Marilyn Chambers.
Alert-Ad687 t1_j2ck3d1 wrote
$99.50 each and I’m going to be in a membership program automatically, ouch!
back2basics13 t1_j2coiw0 wrote
Our first RCA VCR in the 80’s was a tank. It probably could’ve survived a nuclear blast. Lol
Ageniminsempiternum t1_j2cqrut wrote
In the cumfart of your home
ProfessionalMottsman t1_j2cwqdd wrote
Funny if iPhone did a similar one now “free porn in the comfort of your own toilet”
AngryPowerWank t1_j2dmxp9 wrote
Jacking it was a group activity before the late 70's it seems
Reddituser45005 t1_j2drwa0 wrote
Porn producers took the lead in making their films available on Videotape. The availability of at home porn created the market for VCRs. Hollywood didn’t get involved until there was enough households with VCRs to justify releasing films on tape. It’s all about market penetration
turdferguson3891 t1_j2eu2or wrote
Hollywood was reluctant at first because the business model had always been you had to pay to see the movie each time. Who's gonna go see Star Wars or a Disney movie in the theater again if they can just watch it at home over and over whenever you want. That's why the tapes were initially so expensive when they did come out, because it was for renting not owning unless you were rich enough to not care.
With porn there was the obvious appeal of privacy.
Exit240 t1_j2dsupu wrote
$100 bucks a pop? F**k that…
NotOK1955 t1_j2e2lwp wrote
VHS did more for the porn industry than anything else. Not only did sales increase, but the quality of movies did too. Unfortunately, many of the actors (and mainly female) did not enjoy the financial rewards until much later.
However, all good things must come to an end. Remember the 1980 song "Video Killed the Radio Star" by The Buggles? One could repurpose that tune to sing "Internet Killed the Video Porn". Waiting for the next leap in porn: VR.
Diabolikjn t1_j2e6uj0 wrote
People outside of home video probably don’t remember this but initially they tried the same pricing with DVD. There was an early lost Highway dvd that was priced near $100 for the rental market. Fortunately it didn’t stick and we have what we have now
Cycleofmadness t1_j2eafh2 wrote
Wasn't the 70's a little early for the Beta or VHS debate?
skittlebog t1_j2edpun wrote
The alternative was setting up your projector with a short, grainy 8mm film. Porn has frequently been at the forefront of new technology.
AngryErrandBoy t1_j2epzpt wrote
A portal opens up “choose VHS!”
monkeyhind t1_j2fab6p wrote
I still have my Betamax machine! Reportedly the superior machine. Sony really screwed up that whole thing.
notzed1487 t1_j2fp72j wrote
Classics.
Turbo_Homewood t1_j2b6050 wrote
Any movies that were only available on 'tape' (adult or not) cost $100 as a standard, at least until DVDs became a thing.
tysnowboard t1_j2bx0oh wrote
Maybe in the early days, but certainly not in the 90's they were normally priced, something like $20 for a new release.
Drunk_Russian17 t1_j2cgfua wrote
Yeah dude I had plenty of vhs tapes as a teenager in mid 90’s, they were not expensive. Probably even before that
EnticingMurmurations t1_j2bhfbr wrote
Pretty sure Deep Throat could have just stayed as Deep Impact 😂😭
pbr3000 t1_j2c8hl1 wrote
I choked Linda Lovelace
Ice_Pirate_Zeno t1_j2b1i7o wrote
Life goals
DSPbuckle t1_j2b3ou6 wrote
Nothing cool about dropping $100 on porn
jsakic99 t1_j2b1kar wrote
$99.50 each???