Submitted by famouscaseyx t3_z6568w in OldSchoolCool
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DearBurt t1_iy1kj5c wrote
I’ve actually been to one of these, about 15 years ago in rural Arkansas. And, yes, there was shit all over the basketball court. So much so that a couple of people with pooper scoopers roamed around the whole time, scooping up donkey doodies.
saulverde t1_iy281hm wrote
We had these when I was in school, no street shoes on the gym floor but donkeys...donkeys were okay...
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1gEmm4u2ohN t1_ixzff10 wrote
Just a bunch of men playing with their asses, nothing to see here. 😁
gurndygg2 t1_iy2jv64 wrote
Dude looks loaded
BillyCapable t1_ixziztw wrote
Look at what y’all are doing to my beautiful floors !
DeadliestStork t1_iy0ytke wrote
Found the P.E. coach.
mcfarmer72 t1_ixzg7ss wrote
I remember that trend.
mcnathan80 t1_ixzwin9 wrote
I got married in 2005 that most of my extended family didn't attend in favor of going to a donkey basketball game and I never knew what it was til now.
TBH I'm actually more hurt...
jhvanriper t1_iy06mkx wrote
Got a text from a cousin: So I will see you at the wedding?
What wedding?
Jon, Saturday night. (one of my nephews)
Wasn't invited.
So been on the other side of that.
mcnathan80 t1_iy182ga wrote
Yep family sucks
ugbaz t1_ixzlq2i wrote
This was done well into the 80's. I remember our teachers playing Donkey Ball for a charity event in our high school's gym in rural Nebraska circa 1986.
ochoomas t1_ixzydso wrote
Yup, did it in high school in the 70s, students against the teachers. Students had a big advantage because the organization that provided the donkeys had a policy of feeding the teachers’ mounts right before the game, so their side spent a lot of game time cleaning up, but the typing teacher was semi-pro b-ball player on the side and she could sink a shot from anywhere on the court.
keith714 t1_iy00g1q wrote
My school was doing this into the early 2000’s.
namek0 t1_iy1f58o wrote
Same
Spirited-Collar-7960 t1_iy1l22m wrote
I saw one in rural Michigan in probably about 2010.
Ashirogi8112008 t1_iy01j7s wrote
My rural elementary school and high school used to (and may still) do this up until I graduated in 2018, One year we had to cancel and just have a teacher's game of basketball because the donkeys got stuck on the wrong side of a malfunctioning railroad crossing
FlightoftheBeeMovie t1_iy19n9k wrote
My town still does this.
AsilverGoose t1_iy1j5s8 wrote
My high school hosted donkey basketball in the mid-late 2010s, always a great time!! We had so much fun!
seamusmcfly88 t1_iy2cmv5 wrote
My town still does this
WarrenMulaney t1_ixzhkwm wrote
That’s not 1970.
famouscaseyx OP t1_ixzicgo wrote
What makes you think that? This from a small town in KY.
fadenotaway t1_ixzk2ty wrote
Clothing styles are very 40s-50s, look at plaid shirt guy. He has classic basketball shoes of that era, also a girl in the back wearing saddle shoes which were big in the 40s-50s.
DrawMeAMapMama t1_ixzsi3y wrote
Yeah, when I saw this picture I thought early 50s.
jhvanriper t1_iy05voa wrote
And the hats. Late 60's at most.
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famouscaseyx OP t1_ixzlp8a wrote
Yeah maybe that time frame is more accurate. They did this event through the 70’s.
Snaab_71 t1_ixzmqak wrote
I remember my neighbors older kids selling raffle tickets for the Donkey Basketball game in the early 80's.
stay_hungry_dr_ew t1_iy00nn4 wrote
We had donkey basketball events at my high school in Texas in the early 2000s. They still do events like this in Columbia, TN (south of Nashville): check out Mule Day.
musicStan t1_iy06zta wrote
I graduated in 2010 in south central Virginia, and they were still doing it at my high school.
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ochoomas t1_ixzxvly wrote
Literally half the men are wearing fedoras.
homesweetmobilehome t1_iy1a3ns wrote
Know where at in Kentucky?
Fungi_McFunguson t1_ixzg2z0 wrote
That can't be good for the floor.
Headline-Skimmer t1_ixzgysz wrote
I attended a game once (in HS). The donkeys/burros are wearing rubber horseshoes (instead of metal).
JoyousDiversion t1_ixzgimu wrote
I prefer horse volleyball myself
ochoomas t1_ixzyg1d wrote
I used to play water-polo, until my horse drowned.
LeadershipTall2437 t1_iy1rzwi wrote
Hey you pinch my joke lol
SilkCortex44 t1_iy1ogx1 wrote
That poor wood floor.
corbofos t1_iy0bmxz wrote
I was there with a color camera
CailenBelmont t1_ixzron9 wrote
That was a thing? I thought the Simpsons made that up o.O
DrawMeAMapMama t1_ixzs4aw wrote
Local Man Ruins Everything
Ashirogi8112008 t1_iy01lak wrote
Still is a thing
CailenBelmont t1_iy0ntn7 wrote
You're kidding, right?
Sch1z01dMan t1_iy0yqj4 wrote
Bunch a’ Jackasses, I tell ya.
Tombstone_Shadow t1_iy15qcl wrote
A popular school fundraiser back in the day: watch your school’s faculty look like fools on donkey back.
Traveling_Man_383_PA t1_ixzhzk5 wrote
A friend of mine lost a mouthful of teeth playing that game.
Head-like-a-carp t1_ixzjm7l wrote
A decades long concept that was enjoyed by noone.
Chem_Dawg74D t1_ixzmg95 wrote
Bet the janitor was like fuck my life.
Unchained2u t1_ixzvt4b wrote
I played in a game once.As fun as they were to watch it wasn't nothing compared to playing in it. The donkeys know what to do they are trained to go back and forth but they know how to put on a show too. It was a blast.
Irememberrazor10000 t1_ixzz60e wrote
Still happens every year in Ashville Ohio.
tehsecretgoldfish t1_iy016pe wrote
def not 1970. 1957 maybe.
Lhamo55 t1_iy0azvt wrote
I think you are correct.
IMayNotBeSerious t1_iy0db8u wrote
Mind if I ASS you a couple questions!?
Black_Dovglas t1_iy0loah wrote
That's not 1970.
530whiskey t1_iy0y6qc wrote
The photo is before thr 70s but I went to one in the very early 70s. Forgot all about it. Thanks for the reminder.
Bean-Swellington t1_iy1iro1 wrote
JFC, we weren’t elven allowed to wear black soles shoes 🤣🤷♂️
casewood123 t1_iy1pb2m wrote
I remember this. There was donkey shit all over the floor after.
Robot_Clean t1_iy1ydjx wrote
Whatever happened to the fundamentals?
MubbaBump22 t1_iy25bz0 wrote
My high school decided to bring donkey basketball back in 2012 and it was immediately banned after the fact. Three students were thrown off and one broke her arm very badly
Remorseful_User t1_iy42qti wrote
The are courting disaster.
[deleted] t1_ixzg6si wrote
My high school had a game of donkey basketball years ago. The difference was each player walked alongside the donkey. It's unlikely anybody had the skill to ride one.
Dysomma t1_ixzhxgi wrote
Somebody arranged these games as their job.
Sirvink t1_ixzidga wrote
Gonna be an ass kick'n
Odd-Gear9622 t1_ixzih23 wrote
I do remember playing this in Highschool 😜 The donkeys won🤣
shametogame t1_ixzllhc wrote
This was equivalent to rolling out the dodgeballs today.
protopigeon t1_ixzodv9 wrote
/r/theocho
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VladGuerreroFTW t1_ixzqdy2 wrote
A true assfest
baroqueen1755 t1_ixzrcyy wrote
So. We’ve always done stupid shit for little reason.
Good to know.
BurrrritoBoy t1_ixzsrsk wrote
Assketball
Billabaum11 t1_ixzt1do wrote
What in the Alabama
Notch99 t1_ixzt7ne wrote
Went to a donkey show once…nothing like this…
rockinvet02 t1_ixzu69y wrote
I had blocked this activity from my memory. But alas, I did partake.
There was always the ass that would just nope out so you would get off and be pulling with all your might to get it to move. Ugh. This might be more cringe than my parachute pants phase.
heartattack-ak-ak-ak t1_ixzwygz wrote
“SCORECARD LINEUP! HEY…SCORECARD LINEUP, HEAH! CAN’T TELL THE PLAYERS APART WITHOUT A SCORECARD LINEUP!”
Chef6288 t1_iy00x76 wrote
We did this my senior year, class of ‘98. The donkeys had rubber horseshoes and the cheerleaders ran behind them sweeping up donkey pop. Pretty stupid waste of an hour
WolfOctober t1_iy04iov wrote
So this is where Draymond Green got his start?
motociclista t1_iy060zw wrote
Holy cow! I completely forgot that was a thing. They used to do this at my school.
icemanice t1_iy069h0 wrote
Donkeyball(s)
Crayfish707 t1_iy098ac wrote
Not cool in my book, but ok.
eanardone t1_iy09bch wrote
We did this through high school in Western PA around 2000 or 2001
commschamp t1_iy09pbk wrote
Let’s see the blacks do this!
MissBehavinKitty t1_iy0a7if wrote
I know donkeys are know for there stable footing, but thats more like hey rock and gravel im good, slick basketball floor, lets see, ass jam right there
Lhamo55 t1_iy0aqoa wrote
Pity the janitor who had to clean up afterwards. Worse than cleaning up vomit with that powder they used to throw on first.
repwin1 t1_iy0axm9 wrote
The school I went to in 7th grade you would always get in trouble if we touched the court in street shoes (basketball shoes only) but they would have donkey basketball every year.
Sometimes_Stutters t1_iy0f37n wrote
I played this in 2010! It was super fun. They gave me a donkey named “Diablo” that they normally don’t use because he’s so wild, but the dude thought it would be funny.
theghostofgotti t1_iy0f7rs wrote
Yep, nothing makes an animal happier than having an obnoxious, overzealous human on its back yelling and screaming and generally acting like fools. Only our species would find humor and/or entertainment in this stupid shit.
Papancasudani t1_iy0g1bw wrote
Jackass: The Movie
Ellielynneb t1_iy0j02o wrote
My school did this at least until 2010
saucyB52 t1_iy0mnz7 wrote
that guy low ridin is tha coolest
slightlyused t1_iy0pmwc wrote
I just showed my mom (76) this and she remembers it. I'm stunned.
pikknz t1_iy0w2su wrote
They all look drunk.
Weedweednomi t1_iy0xrol wrote
My dad told me he did this ag class back in the day. I should’ve believed him
hairy_monkee t1_iy13xrn wrote
Poor donkeys. Hope some of them got kicked
beefstewforyou t1_iy1ausl wrote
I legitimately thought I was on /r/weirddalle for a second.
DankMrPlow t1_iy1ayl1 wrote
Ass-ketball
playstation-bunduru t1_iy1gskf wrote
My high school still does this
birdyflower1985 t1_iy1h8hg wrote
LOL
WisconsinExPat t1_iy1hmii wrote
I was just thinking about this! As a kid it would come through our small town every year.
mildmadnerd t1_iy1ibkm wrote
White boys don't jump, they just sit on their asses and...
BalaAthens t1_iy1ijp9 wrote
This was very hard on the animals.
webdevxoomer t1_iy1lorc wrote
My high school did this back in the early 90s. I remember one guy falling off then getting kicked directly in the sack
Skotch33 t1_iy1pezy wrote
Donkey basketball is still a thing
MinnieShoof t1_iy1ubt8 wrote
Naw. This is Assketball.
CrumbledTheCookies t1_iy1x8y0 wrote
This was actually called "AssBall".
3eeve t1_iy20i6h wrote
White people... god we're stupid.
Daflehrer1 t1_iy21qcs wrote
Wow, the poo.
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officiallyzoneboy t1_iy2a83p wrote
That's a lot of ass
Thallium_253 t1_iy2dgbk wrote
What a bunch of jackasses
Dirk_Arron t1_iy303ft wrote
Democrats
Mayaaster t1_iy35q5o wrote
This looks a lot like one of the images shown during the intro of What We Do in the Shadows
Dermutt100 t1_iy3am38 wrote
OldSchoolCruel
Be1good t1_iy3fmy1 wrote
I bet it smelt like ass in there
LordMugsy t1_ixzevk4 wrote
Shit everywhere