Submitted by MasterDragon13 t3_z4fxvv in OldSchoolCool
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MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixqmi3s wrote
This hasn't happened in awhile. You managed to get me to snort coffee through my nose! LoLz. Take my upvote, good person!
GEMINI52398 t1_ixqn6mx wrote
So cute!
SpecialistEstate4181 t1_ixqni2e wrote
Very cute π
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixqyoar wrote
Hello! My mother is Yu'pik from Alaska!
mydixxierec t1_ixqyosd wrote
Schedule your colonoscopy
Xmeromotu t1_ixqyxv1 wrote
Very cool! You are a REAL American! π
immersemeinnature t1_ixr0rm3 wrote
Lil chonk so cute. You look like a happy little guy.
smilingpiccolo t1_ixr1j2x wrote
Hi OP, take this colorized photo π
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixr3try wrote
Thank you very much!
FuzzyTunaTaco21 t1_ixr60u0 wrote
How old were your parents there? They look super young
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixr6gi6 wrote
I don't remember, too much wrong with my brain, lol. I believe they were in their early 20s.
athendofthedock t1_ixrhmib wrote
You look older than your dad
Bladelink t1_ixri3av wrote
Really! I was sitting here expecting her to be someone from the East because of the post-war timing, and because I'm ignorant and bad at identifying people. That's fascinating though.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixri3zu wrote
Everyone always said that I always looked too serious at the time, lol
Edit: grammar
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrikl0 wrote
Yeah, when I was in the Navy (west coast) I actually had Asian people argue with me about my ethnicity.
Bladelink t1_ixrj3l7 wrote
It's weird to me that people do that. My reaction is more like "oh sorry for presuming, I'm just some moron," lol.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrjp8a wrote
Asking and learning is one thing, and I'm happy to talk about stuff. I grew up in racist areas, so they didn't want to talk, just bully. In that part of Asia/SE too, they thought I was ashamed of my Asian heritage! LoLz. I'm a half breed, obviously, so, you know how that song goes. I can laugh about it now
Magnanimous-1 t1_ixrlfrv wrote
Positively scrumptious! What a delightful child! πΈπ
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixros1z wrote
My great Aunt and Uncle couldn't have kids. I was firstborn, and they spoiled me. I had more suits up to the age of 6, than play clothes!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrow5s wrote
Thank you!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixroww5 wrote
Thanks!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixroyny wrote
Ok, I blushed a lil. Thanks!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrp0pi wrote
Thank you!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrp2ov wrote
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrp6le wrote
Another blush. Thanks!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrp7ik wrote
Thank you!
bizzywhipped t1_ixrq3as wrote
Your dad looks like he will try to sell you a house in Yonder.
Thekingofheavens t1_ixrq9dc wrote
What a cute baby boy! I bet you a perfect 10
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrqm9v wrote
I want to put a laughing emoji so bad. He didn't have anything to do with sales. More "professional" stuff, lol
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrqs5h wrote
Ok, 3rd blush and the biggest, lol. I'm told I was quite precocious. Thanks!
sticklebat t1_ixrt4or wrote
Your dad looks 14!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrtgeo wrote
He did until his 30s, lol
MtnDewCasperFart t1_ixrvke9 wrote
It's 2022. Periods work better than commas.
EatAtCozi t1_ixrvv1t wrote
Lmao, Iβd love to know what you define as βREAL Americanβ
Edit: Awh, stay mad βΉοΈ
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrwg86 wrote
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peetree88 t1_ixrwnao wrote
Probably someone descended from a native group rather than a colonising group based on the context clues...
MtnDewCasperFart t1_ixrwooo wrote
Myself.center. I'm old as fuck.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixrwyu4 wrote
You do you.
HiddenDaliah t1_ixry7nz wrote
I'll bet you grew up into a very handsome man and your parents would be extremely proud of you π
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixryl7b wrote
Um, thank you. I was until about 6 years ago, lol. They consider me, dependable. 12 in the Navy and raising 4 kids on my own. I think they were a lil proud. π€
____Vader t1_ixrz9g7 wrote
Nailed it
stonerthoughtss t1_ixs0eg0 wrote
Your father looks like Tom Hiddleston! or does Tom Hiddleston look like your father since he was born first? Or is Tom Hiddleston actually a time-traveler and your really Lokiβs son making you a grandson of Kratos?
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixs0ta8 wrote
Ssshhhhh! You're giving away secrets! Loki wants to stay on the dl. I was also born in the Year of the Dragon π
Fuzzy-Conversation21 t1_ixs1rnp wrote
Such a darling smol lad! I bet you were one of the smols that folks just loved to kiss on your neck and tickle! Prolly had the best belly laugh that made everyone around you laugh!β₯οΈ
smilingpiccolo t1_ixs239y wrote
Youβre welcome π
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixs2ae2 wrote
I did use to laugh a lot. I was also rather precocious. At about 4 I was bound and determined to play in my other g.Aunts house, and she play with me. I discovered the coal bin. We came out of there randomly covered in coal dust. I would have gotten in trouble, but Biffie was having none of that.
Fuzzy-Conversation21 t1_ixs2ebf wrote
Western-Guy t1_ixs2n1a wrote
r/humansbeingbros
billboswaggns t1_ixs3la1 wrote
Y'all are gorgeous!!
billboswaggns t1_ixs3qc8 wrote
Probably not what you mean when you say it
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixs3s8s wrote
Thank you!
RedStarNova2 t1_ixs43s4 wrote
Why does this mfk look like me when i was a kid lol ?
Hannibal_Barca_ t1_ixs44wh wrote
Freaking cute kid and nice looking family.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixs4d6w wrote
Thank you!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixs5efj wrote
I don't know if you're referring to my father or myself, but I'm sure either of us would like to be that young again, lol
mjkjg2 t1_ixs5oio wrote
I was referring to you, but honestly that could just be because Adam DeVine looks like a baby, not the other way around
EatAtCozi t1_ixs7mee wrote
Yawns, that made no sense. Try again buddy. π
billboswaggns t1_ixs85ym wrote
Couldn't be a more clear statement. You asked how they define real American I said prob diff than you. You're a troll or a walnut, and an emoji user. Yuck
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RunninOnMT t1_ixs8uco wrote
Hahah Iβve definitely had this happen to me. People think Iβm Latino (mixed Chinese/white)
EatAtCozi t1_ixs910d wrote
Ew youβre weird. Congrats on being an old geezer who has 0 social media literacy ? Lmao. Your comment added literally nothing to the discussion, but thanks buddy.
RunninOnMT t1_ixs96bg wrote
Me too! I was born in 1982. I was in college the first time I saw a mixed Asian/white person who was a middle aged adult with my own eyes. It was such a shocking realization that Iβd never encountered that racial makeup in anyone older than me (other than my sister who was a few years older than me.)
neon_skyrunner t1_ixsa0ua wrote
Ahhh⦠so cute!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixsa3tf wrote
Xmeromotu t1_ixsa8rd wrote
People never have any idea about me. They mostly just think Iβm probably white β¦ but I look 20 years younger than I should. π€£ But Iβve had people think I was βHispanicβ (not sure how they defined the term, but basically south of the border), βChoctaw,β which was I assume a catch-all for all Native Americans, βEskimo,β and all kinds of other wrong guesses. People want to find a label even where there isnβt really a good one available.
I live in the South, and when I was about 40, a friendβs mother told me that everyone used to point to me and my brother to prove that the school or country club or other institution was βintegrated.β She said people were pretty shameless about it! Of course, Henry Cho has made a nice career of a similar life story, so thatβs not necessarily a bad thing. π
Xmeromotu t1_ixsatwu wrote
It is interesting how many more of us there are these days. Kinda nice.
sandmanchase t1_ixscg5e wrote
>Yawns, that made no sense. Try again buddy. π
Lol as if this comment added something valuable to the conversation. Your having pointless arguments on the internet with a stranger you will never hear from again that will go NOWHERE. Maybe their is some symbolism there. Yes, yes I did.
NeuroticNurse t1_ixsebsi wrote
What a beautiful family. Although your dad does look like heβs a freshman in high school lolol
EatAtCozi t1_ixseewk wrote
Are you okay? Was the 1 minute you spent typing up this obvious and pointless text worth it? No one cares bud. Youβre weird for that. Continue scrolling and minding your business cus the convo is already over. No one wants to read your incoherent rambling.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixsejmg wrote
So everyone is saying, lol. Thank you!
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whatsasimba t1_ixseztj wrote
Right? Usually we're like, "Those highschoolers look 40!"
This is just a picture of three gorgeous kids.
Octobersiren14 t1_ixsfu29 wrote
My aunt told me about a customer at her job who just up and started speaking Spanish to her thinking she could understand. My aunt's Filipina and just talked to her in english.
galwegian t1_ixsfyzv wrote
my thoughts exactly. lol.
billboswaggns t1_ixsg5wu wrote
An old geezer? Not by a long shot, this just isn't the emoji platform. I feel bad for you if you're really young and already so angry. However, your troll game is weak af not entertaining, so I'm out
EatAtCozi t1_ixsgmyd wrote
Imagine trying to police peopleβs use of emojis on an online platform, really weird. Also didnβt ask, sorry you feel that way. Youβll live. Adieu* freak.
UCanArtifUWant2 t1_ixsi1gx wrote
I love this !!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixsi7dg wrote
Thank you!
neutralperson6 t1_ixsj91d wrote
So cute!!!
spoopy-bish t1_ixslyid wrote
the littlest suspenders π₯Ή
Sea-Adeptness-5245 t1_ixsmytz wrote
Gorgeous family and you were so stinkin cute!!!
ABKB t1_ixso5d7 wrote
You do a 23andme? I will bet you will be surprised.
Powerserg95 t1_ixsovwd wrote
You kind of look like Jimmy Kimmel
billboswaggns t1_ixsp1l1 wrote
No you didn't. Gross.
SiyinGreatshore t1_ixsq6bl wrote
Thatβs one cool baby
Madamiamadam t1_ixsqw8g wrote
OPβs parents fuck
Runndown2 t1_ixsrs39 wrote
Cleggcompofoggy t1_ixsvbgv wrote
Very handsome family!
billboswaggns t1_ixsvxxa wrote
Hey man, I just had to drop a couple classes last semester bc I got the flu for a week, was in condensed courses and was planning a wedding. The stress almost killed me, once I got thru the big events the pressure got better and I felt better about school again. I'm sorry you're having a hard time, I hope you get your school stuff sorted and have great success in all your endeavors. Im a returning transfer student myself after a long break to get off drugs and raise an oops baby mostly alone. I hope you don't let the stress of the upcoming holidays compound with this school issues. Be blessed friend.
FormicaDinette33 t1_ixsw1rs wrote
LOL Adorable!!
FormicaDinette33 t1_ixsw4ti wrote
He does!! π€£
9sidedshape t1_ixsxxs9 wrote
You look absolutely adorable !
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt0yze wrote
Why would I not be? I'm also on IG, tt, YouTube, tumblr, and fb. Tbf, I spend a lot of my time here, falling down rabbit holes, lol
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt107t wrote
Thank you!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt1gca wrote
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt1rvk wrote
That's great! I wish I did. I spent too many years thinking my body and brain were invincible. I'm paying for it now.
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MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt1ty2 wrote
Thank you!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt1vzr wrote
I certainly hope so, or I wouldn't be here, lol
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt1wx1 wrote
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt1xyj wrote
Thank you!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt23mb wrote
Mentally? Probably not, lol
[deleted] t1_ixt279a wrote
Your at least 56 and spend βa lot of your timeβ on reddit?
Jenniferpeach009 t1_ixt2dzy wrote
Thatβs a cute baby β€οΈ
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt2hx3 wrote
I'm on full disability, live by myself, and no family in the state where I live. I don't have tv, I mostly read books, and read and play on social media.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt2jom wrote
Thank you!
[deleted] t1_ixt2k75 wrote
Thatβs fucking depressing. What disability?
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt2wc6 wrote
It can be. I have PTSD, COPD, bipolar, social anxiety (interacting like this is fine, I'm just rarely able to leave my house. There's various other associated illnesses. I get by shrugs
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sikandarnirmalsingh t1_ixt4110 wrote
Adorable family!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt43w9 wrote
According to SSA and the military, PTSD qualifies as such, and I get paid accordingly.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt44je wrote
The law defines disability as the inability to engage in any substantial gainful activity (SGA) by reason of any medically determinable physical or mental impairment(s) which can be expected to result in death or which has lasted or can be expected to last for a continuous period of not less than 12 months.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt4695 wrote
Some examples of common disabilities you may find are: vision Impairment. deaf or hard of hearing. mental health conditions. intellectual disability. acquired brain injury. autism spectrum disorder. physical disability.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt49mf wrote
Gatekeeping doesn't look good on you.
[deleted] t1_ixt4b18 wrote
I work with ex marines with ptsd and other mental illnesses they still show up to work
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MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt4lql wrote
And? There are varying degrees, as there is with anything. Don't tell me you think it's easy to to get qualified for SSi. My pcp, psychiatrist, and therapist, would all disagree with you
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt4n2m wrote
Thank you!
sikandarnirmalsingh t1_ixt57ut wrote
U r quite welcome!
[deleted] t1_ixt5jja wrote
I donβt know how hard it is to apply for an ssi cuz Iβve never applied for one
Tisorok t1_ixt5pcd wrote
I say that at everyoneβs baby pictures
FatesMessEngineer t1_ixt5txm wrote
Are you famous?
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt5us4 wrote
It's not easy. The government likes to take money, not pay it out.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixt5xvl wrote
Nope, not at all.
[deleted] t1_ixt760h wrote
I hope they donβt like to pay it out. Itβs tax payer dollars
EatAtCozi t1_ixt8eud wrote
Ok_Introduction_3253 t1_ixt8ugf wrote
Clinically cute
ploptones t1_ixt979k wrote
Wow- why did you have to say that? It was extremely rude, and something you would never say in person to someoneβs face. Please grow a heart. Or at the very least- learn some manners. And of course they are disabilities. Educate yourself about this type of pain, and what it is like to walk a day in their shoes. Anyone who is still working (or not) who has these disabilities goes through pain 24 hours a day. Talk to some of those people you work with and ask them what they think the future holds for them.
[deleted] t1_ixt9qko wrote
Jesus you sound like every cliche. I wonβt ask them because I honestly donβt give a shit. But op isnβt actually disabled like canβt walk he just has some mental issues that you could easily hold a job with and not rely on tax payers.
bruh_momento_2 t1_ixta3as wrote
You look like the old man from pawn stars in this pic.
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Smoopiebear t1_ixtcdgd wrote
You oh look just like your mom! And you dad looks 12.
Gmarlon123 t1_ixtd2d5 wrote
OG Hoppa
Wonderland_4me t1_ixtdpzp wrote
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Confident_Fortune_32 t1_ixthepj wrote
What an adorable baby! Oh my heart!
datboimum t1_ixtkwvh wrote
itβs enough to make a grown man cry
Volburnrig t1_ixtlj8i wrote
This is what Tom Hanks might have looked like as a kid.
Practice_NO_with_me t1_ixtr5f8 wrote
I'm sorry are you saying your dad was a hitman? π
bettiebomb t1_ixtsq0c wrote
Very cute! How did your parents meet? Theyβre a very nice looking couple, Iβm sure youβre still just as cute.
bettiebomb t1_ixtssny wrote
Oh my god stfu.
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bubbaharris t1_ixttas8 wrote
Was your dad a G.I. ? - Michael Scott
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixttble wrote
No, no. He was Air Force then post office
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixttcuc wrote
Yes, brown shoe
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixttel6 wrote
In Alaska, dad was deployed there
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixttgel wrote
Thank you!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixtth5p wrote
Thank you!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixtthtm wrote
Thanks!
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixttjue wrote
I remember ice skating at -25 in Anchorage, lol
solveig_is_best_girl t1_ixtz2ek wrote
I donβt know why, but my first thought was. βBaby Old Man from Pawn Starsβ
VeinyAtrocity t1_ixtzv57 wrote
Thatβs exactly what the child of a hitman would say
Spiritual_Ad_5538 t1_ixu00a3 wrote
your dad looks like π€
Fatesurge t1_ixu1tia wrote
The dad was 14, the mum was 44.
Tight-Drink6071 t1_ixu9fw4 wrote
Nice, clear picture! And in color! I was 6, in that yearβπ΅π·
wackyDELYyeah t1_ixug8mk wrote
My dad is the person who will go up to people and start speaking Spanish to them. One time he went up to one guy who was just like βUm, Iβm Hawaiian.β
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixugowo wrote
Pretty close, I'm 58!
straightshooter62 t1_ixuodh7 wrote
Yea! Another half breed! Iβm even older than you!
childofcraigslist t1_ixur5w1 wrote
Someone whose family line is indigenous to America. The Yupik people are native to Alaska, so OPβs lineage is entirely made up of people born in America unlike most Americans whose ancestors are from other countries.
ankersplash t1_ixut5xm wrote
I love the way you smile. You are so cute.
TeamShonuff t1_ixutbw4 wrote
Are you still adorable?
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixuucnn wrote
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixuuh6t wrote
Sadly, no. Just a lukewarm mess, lol
Vito66Vito t1_ixvjvvr wrote
I'm 66 kid. Hallo brother.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixvkmdn wrote
Hello there!
ElectricFocus t1_ixvq19y wrote
Your mom looks early 20s and papa looks 17
LongDongSulvers t1_ixw2arb wrote
Hey old man whatβs your favorite hobby?
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixw98ny wrote
He changes when he gets bored. One year he made my brother and I rings. My favorite was when he made stuff with his scroll saw.
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixw9kxj wrote
Oops, you meant mine. I haven't settled on one yet. Just dabbled in a bunch of stuff. I never stopped loving to read, though
MasterDragon13 OP t1_ixyk6en wrote
I sent it to my parents, they loved it and said thank you, too
smilingpiccolo t1_ixysnfs wrote
Happy to hear liked it π
NoCampaign3112 t1_iydezw0 wrote
Good looking family! Your mom is extra super cute.
nosnevenaes t1_ixqm9il wrote
Ok delete this now and repost saying you are actually the dad in the middle, but you have some rare genetic disorder that makes you look like a baby. The guy on the left is your son.