Submitted by spirylll3 t3_yvkf0b in OldSchoolCool
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BelligerentHorticult t1_iwet8m6 wrote
I'm sorry guy. Whatever is going on with that facial hair wasn't even cool back then.
Canadaaayum t1_iweterp wrote
Redditor NUKES convention & posts self in /oldschoolcool!
QwertySomething t1_iweueqc wrote
I think I dated you
double-you-dot t1_iwevb7b wrote
For real. More like old school douche.
LurkysGoCart t1_iwevm4w wrote
So, you’re telling me you’re so engrained with white trash DNA that your hair just grows in all white trashy like that?
bigby2010 t1_iwewp43 wrote
No need to be a racist douche
BelligerentHorticult t1_iwex8hh wrote
I wouldn't go that far, no need for actual insults.
centrifuge_destroyer t1_iwexck4 wrote
Wow, that facial hair was really something
Im_Literally_a_Bird t1_iweyj6d wrote
I can smell a ton cologne through the picture. Its a musky scent.
cam_huskers t1_iwezjos wrote
What had happened was I was born without the top of my skull
LurkysGoCart t1_iwezog7 wrote
This guy got the joke.
HundoHavlicek t1_iwf574i wrote
Is the OP Matt Hardy
Putrid_Dot_382 t1_iwf61il wrote
But you are ok now? Yes?
TaylerMade666 t1_iwf73p5 wrote
Did you do it all for the nookie?
TaylerMade666 t1_iwf7r19 wrote
I don’t know what you’re sayin, but yeah that’s what’s goin on.
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Throwaway132465296 t1_iwfbf8j wrote
Throwaway132465296 t1_iwfbju2 wrote
Big oof! Heckin racism on MY redditerino?!? That’s a YIKES for me, yeesh to the maximum
Throwaway132465296 t1_iwfbn4u wrote
Neither old school nor cool. Props for your courage though OP
Stay beautiful
amazingsandwiches t1_iwfcpwv wrote
I call it the "You guys like TOOL?"
StanleyChoude t1_iwffisx wrote
Drakkar Noir?
nurupartnerhtx t1_iwffke4 wrote
Why?
MadMikey6 t1_iwfmyb0 wrote
Bro you got me
shaundisbuddyguy t1_iwfneur wrote
One of my best buddies rocked that exact facial hair pattern at that time . You don't listen to Clutch do you ? We still do.
shaundisbuddyguy t1_iwfnzvv wrote
If it's actually taken in 96 this pre dates all the nu metal. It was indeed cool for a brief period of time and guys never do shit their faces unless girls are into it. What made it uncool was nu metal. It was a time to be alive let me tell you.
NevinyrralsDiscGolf t1_iwfpl9m wrote
Can you take me higher
pugs_are_death t1_iwfq8hj wrote
You asked to take a puff
You had the fucking FLU
And you stole the lighter
Toxicbuns95 t1_iwfr7rk wrote
Those chops could cut diamonds
_WretchedDoll_ t1_iwg1awl wrote
First glance I thought it was Phil Anselmo, I wonder if that's any better than the other lookalike comments?
Gurthy_Lengthiness t1_iwgdgii wrote
Nice mutton chops and thick flavor saver!
UnplugTheKitty t1_iwgekhn wrote
#THE NOOKIE
flyfishbigsky t1_iwghen3 wrote
Who told you you were cool?
Technical-Pay4368 t1_iwglnvk wrote
Guitar center tech?
BelligerentHorticult t1_iwgrd0t wrote
I got my drivers license that year. Turned 16, lost my virginity, started smoking cigarettes and pot. Drank the first time...
The summer of 96 was a helluva summer for me.
lorenzo1384 t1_iwgrmt2 wrote
Do you still listen to Limp Bizkit
spirylll3 OP t1_iwhcwu2 wrote
footcandlez t1_iwhdutm wrote
Wondering if it's a true mutton chop... aren't mutton chops supposed to be the full width of the beard--this is kind of like a fancy extended sideburn
Substantial_Cut_8426 t1_iwhgi9y wrote
Please tell me you had a tribal tattoo to accompany this look.
SuperUnic0rn t1_iwhlyv9 wrote
There is a sincere interest for you to share what music you enjoyed so that we can continue the roast. I’m sure your 2022 beard is magnificent!
BedaHouse t1_iwi267x wrote
Frankly, I think better luck as the 3rd member of the WWF/WWE's Hardy Boyz
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spirylll3 OP t1_iwesyeb wrote
The boredom w my chia pet phase. Thanks for the spectrum of comments. No don’t look the same, full bushy beard w all kinds of white in it now. Did have great time back then being a beach bum in NC and vibing new friends and music. The design changed all the time. And I didn’t care if it was cool or not. Just doing what I do. Seems like a lifetime ago