You mean the actual, legendary HENRY FUCKING ROLLINS? No way, dude! His music - heavy AF. Whether he was touring with Black Flag or his eponymous band. His spoken word - alternately hilarious and thoughtful, and often both at the same time. His poetry - wicked disturbing in the best way.

The Beastie Boys are great - but Henry is something very special, and I hope you take the time to consider his full catalog of awesome.