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1503O t1_iubt1nh wrote

Oh … and a parrot.

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1320Fastback t1_iubtta7 wrote

Do you by chance know who your father is? If not may I suggest an idea?

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Plonsky2 t1_iubu3az wrote

That's me. No further comment and I am not taking questions.

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E_PunnyMous t1_iubw8qf wrote

Prolly not so random to your mom...

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DWright_5 t1_iubwl1v wrote

Replying to trip2it (#333,056)

That’s not him.

But… I 100% did see Tony Danza in a porn flick. There’s no doubt it was him. This was a long time ago, so long that I had rented the DVD from a video store. I wasn’t looking for it. Ten minutes in, there he was. I’d guess the video was shot in the late 70s

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risingstanding t1_iubwlig wrote

Obi wan never told you about your father, did he?

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Independent-Yak2187 OP t1_iubwuno wrote

I appreciate you all ratio-ing me, but I know for sure my Father is not as cool as the rando

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acqz t1_iubwvzt wrote

The fact that she kept his picture for 50 years...

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DWright_5 t1_iubyc14 wrote

Replying to notquiteright2 (#333,574)

What do you think? I’m not quite sure how to put this, but… oh what the hell…

Jesus, it was a monster cock.

I just want to add, I’m aware of all the fakery here and everywhere, but I actually did see Tony Danza on this rented videotape. If you Google you’ll see there have been rumors. For all I know, what I saw could have been his only porn, could have been minimally distributed, could have never been transferred to the Internet. I just know it was him. You would too if you saw it

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CodyRyan86 t1_iuc0pio wrote

Bad news dude. That guy wasn’t as random as you think

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RadiantTrip9113 t1_iuc2yav wrote

OP only says random because that’s how every guy looked in the 70s. Could be my dad, could be her dad no one knows.

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Prestigious_Okra_837 t1_iuc4iey wrote

That’s a cool jacket random guy! Colorful, warm and perfect for hiding erections….

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DiggingThisAir t1_iuc5kjx wrote

Replying to Independent-Yak2187 (#333,466)

It’s the way you titled him “some random guy” as opposed to “her friend”. I can understand if she doesn’t even remember who he is, but the picture sure makes it look like they were friends. She’s got her arm on his shoulder. Random guy to you, sure, but you opened it up to more possibilities.

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Orly_A505 t1_iuc5kk3 wrote

Plot twist: The bird is her daddy

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Lazarus_Solomon10 t1_iuc60z1 wrote

Perhaps a friend took her to this random guys house who owned the bird. He was letting her see the bird when someone decided to take the picture. And to look nice for the camera she put her arm around him. Or who knows maybe its an ex boyfriend.

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Lazarus_Solomon10 t1_iuc6186 wrote

Perhaps a friend took her to this random guys house who owned the bird. He was letting her see the bird when someone decided to take the picture. And to look nice for the camera she put her arm around him. Or who knows maybe its an ex boyfriend.

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Far_Out_6and_2 t1_iuc88mw wrote

Side note that’s an African Grey bonded to her so any wrong move by the dude he is in for a loss of at least one ear for sure just sayin

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Swamy10 t1_iuc8mx7 wrote

Do you look like that guy by any chance?

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badforman t1_iucbhuy wrote

The only picture of op's Dad that exists.

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OnionMiasma t1_iucc876 wrote

Based on that smile, he definitely slept with OP's mom.

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peanutsfordarwin t1_iuccmgk wrote

That bird needs to be careful....next to the pot on the stove😉

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krink68 t1_iucdd4m wrote

Just one in a long line of random guys

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Hankman66 t1_iuch5wb wrote

Replying to Far_Out_6and_2 (#335,669)

It's a Yellow Headed Amazon. But on that note, we've had an African Gray in the family for about 30 years. One time it was perching on my shoulder and my uncle asked someone to take a photo of me, him and my sister. He tried to put an arm around my shoulder and the bird went crazy, it jumped onto my face and dug it's claw into my nose and then started try to fly away. I was a bloody mess.

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Unckle-Reg t1_iucl2o2 wrote

Your Mum looks super friendly tell us something about her? Is she still around?

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LeaCTrockboys t1_iucliln wrote

Oh thats not a random guy, thats a guy your mom didnt want to have to explain to you.

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Machette_Machette t1_iucnfw1 wrote

My mom and a random guy seems not as the best combination I guess.

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Nibbbel t1_iucoh3f wrote

You mean your real dad?

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sonicviewelite t1_iucoznk wrote

Look at smile, tells who got more in this random relationship

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icydee t1_iucr6n9 wrote

With that hair, and those jeans, it could have been me. Look, I am your father.

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saintlama t1_iucrbh9 wrote

Did they hangout with their crew in the basement

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ataylorgrigg t1_iucsgh0 wrote

Do you happen to look like that "random guy" and look nothing at all like your dad? He's definitely not random to your mother

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Chuckobochuck323 t1_iucsrdf wrote

Op, do you have the pics of her in that position from later that night?

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IndividualAd652 t1_iuct8ka wrote

and the parrot - was that random too 🧐🤓😉

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Premium333 t1_iuctiz3 wrote

Bro, he don't look all that random.... gifgifgif

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pob125 t1_iucuuo3 wrote

Luke,this is your real father.

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RichardBCummintonite t1_iucx4q0 wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#338,842)

Definitely wasn't thinking about boning his mom. Yall need to get out more and go on pornhub less. My first thought was "he's forsure not just some 'random' guy" , but I didn't jump to pretending to be him.. What is that?

I was actually checking out the dope parrot on her shoulder. Did you even notice that lol?

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RodLawyer t1_iucz79k wrote

That's your real dad OP

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yager50 t1_iud248w wrote

Random guy tapped her

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darealJimTom t1_iud3ke4 wrote

Damn cool bird doesn’t get a mention.. I mean look at him. He’s cool

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FeSpoke1 t1_iud4jny wrote

Things were just better back then.

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rroberts3439 t1_iud7pjn wrote

That's the man that she compares your dad to every night.

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mddell t1_iud9qi4 wrote

Does that “random guy” look like you ?

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Rapunzel1234 t1_iudcnhy wrote

That’s me and I can verify she was quite fun. Life happened after high school and we went our separate ways. But will always remember the fun we had.

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RodCherokee t1_iudd5jn wrote

…and OP hasn’t returned to offer any more info !

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ZepTheNooB t1_iudmqpy wrote

Damn. A bit harsh to call your father a "random guy".

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meglobob t1_iue14cx wrote

That's no way to talk about your father!

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Bottle_Nachos t1_iuefk0k wrote

the guy? A mass murderer, featured on the Netflix.

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b2change t1_iues6zp wrote

They have great smiles and look like they’re having fun!

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colonelfather t1_iues724 wrote

The only question here is did the Doobie came before or after the sex?

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