Submitted by Strezz69 t3_yfn6s8 in OldSchoolCool
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Miserable-Biscotti54 t1_iu46umd wrote
What a sick photo.
SnooPeppers6081 t1_iu48jzj wrote
I just googled this. I got no words.
RebeccaC78 t1_iu49jej wrote
🔥🔥🔥
Archibaldinepilates t1_iu49ma5 wrote
Goin to the GWAR show... put yer weed and smokes in a zip lock
I_like_the_word_MUFF t1_iu4cd41 wrote
I saw them around the same time at L'Amour in Brooklyn.
grundlesplight t1_iu4chsq wrote
Damn good lookin crew there. Be fun to see this photo recreated now that yall bunch of old men
13UnderpantsGnome t1_iu4cz9m wrote
I had that Batman poster in my room!
SniffCheck t1_iu4fgsx wrote
NJdeathproof t1_iu4ghkj wrote
My man Lou Reed in the Public Enemy jacket
Strezz69 OP t1_iu4gnlw wrote
Haha. Not sure about that!
Strezz69 OP t1_iu4golb wrote
Draxtonsmitz t1_iu4gv12 wrote
I went to see Gwar in like 2005 and hurt my ankle in the pit during an opening band. I had to watch hear from a bench in the back of the room. Feels bad man.
Fred011235 t1_iu4h0qn wrote
saw them in the 90s awesome show
Prestigious_Youth501 t1_iu4h1n5 wrote
I'm suprised Blade didn't show up at your place. Lol
PM_ur_Rump t1_iu4h6x7 wrote
"Gwar in Oslo in '90" is metal as fuck.
Rest in Pieces, Oderus
ripyourlungsdave t1_iu4hfwq wrote
Is your friend in the middle there Ben Mendelsohn?..
funksoldier83 t1_iu4ifyo wrote
GWAR… the first and last mosh pit I ever dared to enter.
TinyRandomLady t1_iu4jkgs wrote
Well hello guy in the red plaid. 😏
RedPillNavigator t1_iu4jsm2 wrote
You'll be going Duck to Moose like an Animal!
ScruffyWeeny42 t1_iu4k71b wrote
Probably less shocked than people get today
1320Fastback t1_iu4kil9 wrote
God What an Awful Racket, saw them in San Diego and was just amazing!
Avocado_puppy t1_iu4lg04 wrote
GWAR!!!! I saw them at harppos in Detroit
Strezz69 OP t1_iu4lg3j wrote
Good point. When we went through town after the gig, people gave us some strange looks, but nothing major.
youpaidforthis t1_iu4m7qx wrote
Fuck yeah is a total vibe that I'm getting
TheOwnerOfRaddit t1_iu4mjjo wrote
Ding. 90s folks were cool. Today people would be so pissed that they got fake blood in the pickle spice frappachino that they took and then yell about it on Twitter after trying to record the concert on their phone.
no-kooks t1_iu4moxr wrote
>Churning through the bestial muck. A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole. The All-Eye says you are the right slave--to be my anal knave-- tongue in my anal cave--Boy!! You're just a war-toy--Just my little anal butter boy. Oh I'm so filled with joy. Now I know glee. 50 million hosebags every day. They die for me to have my way. Surely it is their deaths they seek, to brave my toxic--anal reek--Cause I'm so glad he is among us--I'm so glad he is a fungus--I'm so glad--He is among us--Philled condoms--My nipples explode!!!! You're just a war toy. Let's all go drink and kill and fart. Yeah sure it's fun, but is it art? The All-Eye sees the butt disease. Humanity--is on their knees with little boys...
I don’t know, seems pretty tame to me.
GinsuVictim t1_iu4mx6p wrote
Reminds me of splatter zone seating at Evil Dead The Musical.
misterdudebro t1_iu4nacc wrote
VLAD! VLAD! VLAD THE IMPAAAAALOR!
ScruffyWeeny42 t1_iu4nsis wrote
100% agree. Look how you're already getting downvotes from the exact type of people we are talking about here 🤣
rbtrapper t1_iu4pgzf wrote
Now all I can think about is how a pickle spice frapuccino would taste...
Strezz69 OP t1_iu4poy9 wrote
The guy to the far right.
Irishiron28 t1_iu4qbpf wrote
Love that gwars act has never changed.
Nailbomb85 t1_iu4qf60 wrote
Flattus Maximus as well, specifically Cory Smoot.
Nailbomb85 t1_iu4qisv wrote
GWAR is an 80's band though!
Chckyrsix t1_iu4qirl wrote
'Gay Woman Against Rape'
GrimmTrixX t1_iu4ql9x wrote
Been there man! My friends and I came back from a local GWAR show, covered in GWAR blood. We got lost on the way home because it was the first time to this location.
A cop pulled us over, most likely because we probably passed him a few times. He gave us direction. He said nothing about us being covered in "blood." I mean, it's probably because he knows what ACTUAL blood looks like, but it was still odd.
TakeoGaming t1_iu4rsln wrote
Nice!!! I have a similar pic of my friend and I looking the exact same way after seeing them in the early 90's. We wore all white also and were right in the front row. Good times!
bbqthrowaway t1_iu4s05k wrote
GWAR is sooo fucking underrated. RIP Oderus!
spodinielri0 t1_iu4tgfw wrote
I love this, thanks for sharing!
OldManMonza t1_iu4twh7 wrote
First concert I ever took my stepson to. He was 16 and had a blast. Still talks about now almost 30 years later
Anal_Vomit t1_iu4v4xd wrote
I saw them in Dallas during the Gwarmageddon tour back in 1999 I think it was, went in to a 711 after the show not thinking about being covered in fake blood, the girl behind the counter looked horrified.
Ghost_Drank_My_Beer t1_iu4wnti wrote
1990 is a legendary year to have seen Gwar. One of the best shows that I have been to.
fikis t1_iu4x6ca wrote
Public Enemy #1!
Angelicfyre t1_iu4x8h4 wrote
Oh awesome memories! My friends and I would see them every chance we could at the Trocadero in Philly about the same time. Loved Slymenstra!
Sleep-system t1_iu4xaeu wrote
Does homeboy have a bunch of coke on his nose? 😂
Duck_Matthew5 t1_iu4xmph wrote
That PE jacket is hard af!
BigRizzo1984 t1_iu4z162 wrote
NapkinApocalypse t1_iu5128f wrote
If you're going to be close to the stage consider putting tape on your shirt to read "GWAR2022" or whatever you want.
The shirt will get stained as fuck but then you peel the tape off and you'll have the message clear as day.
Just a thought anyway.
bringtwoknives t1_iu51dfs wrote
Not a knock on your comment but I’ve seen Gwar a few times and other than being sprayed by various colored liquids the shows were pretty different.
Unknown_Pleasures_JD t1_iu54ui4 wrote
You're friends with Anthony Fantano?!?!
creativeyeen t1_iu569u6 wrote
Anime af
Lizcervantes88 t1_iu56n7b wrote
I saw them last month. Bucket list check!
MatrimonyAcrimony t1_iu57vol wrote
yes, and...someone shit on the wall.
70sbananatits t1_iu59v1s wrote
That Public Enemy jacket is dope.
sambolino44 t1_iu59ylo wrote
Favorite GWAR quote: “We have a love-hate relationship with our audience: you love us - we hate you.” Second favorite: “We’re here to give you a little respite from your banal existence.”
DancingWithMyshelf t1_iu5bikz wrote
GWAR is an amazing band to see live. Saw them at the 40-Watt Club in Athens, GA, in the mid '90s. One of the best shows I've ever been to.
sonofthenation t1_iu5c3ki wrote
Went to GWAR concert once.
Solid_snake321 t1_iu5cjjh wrote
I saw them in Philly on Halloween in 2007 or 2008. We just wore the same clothes to the Halloween party we went to afterwards. It worked great.
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YouJustDid t1_iu5e4bf wrote
First time I heard of GWAR was when my friend got us tickets to see them in 1987 or 88 — we drove from Detroit to the Tam O’ Shanter skating rink outside Toledo, OH; the stage was made from plywood & milk crates.
At one point, they were playing while skating around the rink on rollerskates (except for the drummer, of course)
P.S. yo what’s up 80’s Toledo punks‽
HerrDresserVonFyre t1_iu5k4kv wrote
Yeah because the satanic panic wasn't a thing.
Fire_Mission t1_iu5k7m3 wrote
Scumdogs of the Universe!
Captainzabu t1_iu5lww8 wrote
First time I saw GWAR was at The Riv in Chicago, and they brought out two people dressed up as Bush & Gore (because it was around that time). They let them do a faux debate... Aaaaand after a bit Sleazy came out and blew both their heads off. Good times.
richter1977 t1_iu5m8hz wrote
This happened to me, too. Cop searched my car, told me, "just wanted to make sure you boys weren't cuttin' anybody up".
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Thinkpad200 t1_iu5rzgc wrote
If you are ever in Richmond VA, be sure to visit GWAR Bar-good brunch
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cannibalzombies t1_iu5st26 wrote
I literally just saw these guys for the first time about a month ago and that was not at all the vibe I got lol
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agarmend t1_iu5tyrj wrote
Exactly the same thing happened to my contacts when I saw them in Lawrence, KS in '97
MissPetiteRedhead t1_iu5u4iy wrote
Sexy muthafuckas
Necessary-Key-2299 t1_iu5vj0f wrote
Just discovered them. Pretty much only get into Sadam a go go or whatever. Costumes are bad ass
aville1982 t1_iu5w67r wrote
I saw GWAR in '04 or so. I was a metal head but hadn't really been exposed to them, but my neighbors loved them so we all went together. I showed up at the venue decked out in my typical show gear. Black band shirt, black jeans, knee brace, and work boots. Let's do this thing! To my surprise it's a bunch of people in white and pastel colors. Dr scrubs and even prom dresses. I had heard they would squirt some water on the audience but I was not prepared. I had the time of my life about 4 people deep in the crowd and on the edge of the pit. I came out more purple than red, and when I took a shower, it looked like I'd murdered Frankenberry in that bastard. Also the loudest show I've ever seen. I heard crickets for a week and had serious hearing loss for a couple days. Absolute blast!
Bootfullofanvils t1_iu5wirb wrote
Bot. Downvote and report.
aville1982 t1_iu5ww0b wrote
I think he meant the big picture. Go on stage, tear some shit up, play some brutal music, hose down the audience. There's different pieces, but it's the same game.
flatfivesub t1_iu5ydm5 wrote
Either that or they just earned their red wings.
FunkyButt_Luvin t1_iu5yzz2 wrote
“And thats how we all got AIDS…”
Count_Bloodcount_ t1_iu5zksh wrote
That particular yellow on the '89 Batman emblem is so iconic.
Awesome pic
mywhataniceham t1_iu5zl8v wrote
niiiiice!! i wore a donate blood t shirt (limelight /nyc 1995)
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TheCzar11 t1_iu61r31 wrote
I thought it looked like a younger Thomas Haden Church. Lol.
El_Heisenberg t1_iu61tpl wrote
Goddamn what I would give for that Public Enemy windbreaker.
Bigwill308 t1_iu628li wrote
Saw GWAR last year heck of a show if anyone hasn’t seen them please do it’s an amazing show they put on
asmodeus_rex t1_iu62ym0 wrote
Never should been let out the fuckin microwave
asphaltstretcher t1_iu667r3 wrote
I went to Virginia Commonwealth University starting in 1990, in Richmond, hometown of Gwar. So many good memories. Great showmen!
Pretzeltheman t1_iu66g0k wrote
I didn't get to see GWAR until later in life, they were a bucket list ticket. Ended up getting to see them only 2-3 months before Oderus OD'd 😭. Pretty sure he was out of his skull even at the concert, he was just screaming incoherently into the mic for pretty much every song that wasn't "Sick Of You". Was still a bad ass time overall.
coupe_68 t1_iu66wpq wrote
I'll give you an upvote. I hear ya.
DegenerateWizard t1_iu6756b wrote
Do it, you’ll make millions. And I’ll be happy to accept 10%, of course, because I pushed you in the direction of this groundbreaking discovery. I’m your muse.
DegenerateWizard t1_iu679ge wrote
That was more late 80’s than 90’s, iirc
coupe_68 t1_iu67bvp wrote
I think this has to be done. Round them up
PlagueWheels t1_iu67crb wrote
I want that freaking public enemy jacket.
PlagueWheels t1_iu67jlb wrote
The first time I saw GWAR they literally raped a Joan Benet dummy, then chopped the head off the pope and fed both to a giant vagina.
That was before the first song...
My friend took me and I knew nothing about the band at all.
Bother-Present t1_iu67o2c wrote
That movie poster was less than a year old.
PlagueWheels t1_iu67zdi wrote
Honestly, the 90s were wild. I was fifteen in 91 and got into music at that point.
Things are far more conservative today. I'm not trying to be a scrooge but political correctness has taken the edge off of things.
DrkTitan t1_iu69f0i wrote
Let's not forget this is the same time period where people were trying to get Mortal Kombat banned because it had blood in it and wanted rap banned from the radio because gangsta rap was too dangerous. The 90s were a different time but there was still plenty of people outraged over unnecessary stuff.
constant_mass t1_iu69yrv wrote
Haha shit man. I was just as soaked and looked just as happy as the guy sitting, after my first GWAR show. Good times.
Redd1tored1tor t1_iu6a971 wrote
*My friends and me
immersemeinnature t1_iu6d529 wrote
My husband from Detroit has similar stories!
rottenromance t1_iu6dlv0 wrote
Oh, man, this is how I looked after seeing them in December 1995. I had a final exam the next morning and had driven 4 1/2 hours to see them. I barely made it back in time. Didn’t have a chance to shower, barely had time to change clothes.
When I showed up to the lecture hall for the final, everyone was staring at me. I got asked, hesitantly, “… were you… uh… painting?”
When I sat down, the person next to me leaned over and not-really-whispered, “what happened to you?!”
I replied, with a groan, “GWAR.”
The Meatmen were on tour with them. I was right up against the stage and I guess I didn’t look impressed with their opening act. Because the lead singer hit me in the head with a 2’ long double-ended dildo. I literally got dick slapped. 😆😆
YouJustDid t1_iu6dyia wrote
you mind asking him if he remembers Lacey? Dude was basically the king of the “scene” when I was hanging out; just curious if your husband was around around the same timeframe
Fugazi_Jones t1_iu6em8w wrote
My friend had to bleach his hair back to blonde after the show. We were right under the meat grinder.
Practical_Dog8295 t1_iu6foou wrote
Talk about being caught “red handed"
scparks44 t1_iu6hfr2 wrote
I had it as Anthony Bourdain on first glance.
aselunar t1_iu6hxmy wrote
Gwar... gwar never changes...
nobodyimportant009 t1_iu6ji1b wrote
I have been going to GWAR shows every year since 93. Was just at one last Sunday. Bohab till I die.
immersemeinnature t1_iu6joxb wrote
I definitely will! He's out of the country right now sleeping soundly but as soon as I can I will!
Sludg3g0d t1_iu6kmp8 wrote
Hell yeah, you got to see oderus live! Fucking Hella jealous, I didn't ever get the chance to see Dave live but have been to 4 gwar shows in recent years. I will say the theatrics have taken a dive compared to the old shows. Super special experience and such an awesome photo
severedeggplant t1_iu6ni72 wrote
Man, you guys look badass!
TimeSalvager t1_iu6oy0e wrote
OP, I’m calling you out. Not a single person in attendance survived that show. Everyone, EVERYONE died.
thats-impossible t1_iu6pmt4 wrote
Now that's old school cool
CletisVanDam t1_iu6pp6t wrote
I’ve seen them twice this year alone. It hasn’t changed!
oregonspruce t1_iu6r698 wrote
Nice! I haven't thought of gwar in years. I got to see them at the huntridge theater in Vegas around 1997. Such a fun show
GibMirMeinAlltagstod t1_iu6smux wrote
GWAR was my first concert at 14, such a great fucking time.
gimmeafuckinname t1_iu6sznv wrote
Symenstra Hymen!
IcebergWedgie t1_iu6tj3r wrote
I saw them from the balcony at The Ritz NYC in 1988. It was a fabulous bloodbath to witness from a safe vantage point and the band was better than I imagined. Live theater! I also worked at a shitty dive bar where GG Allin played that year and declined to stick around for his gore show. I have never regretted that choice.
thehighepopt t1_iu6w1bc wrote
I was crowd surfing and got dumped on stage. Got chopped a few times by a giant axe before diving off
travyhaagyCO t1_iu6w4la wrote
Took a girl on our first date to see GWAR. Been married 11 years now, I hit the lottery when I met her.
yousyveshughs t1_iu6y5gj wrote
Love Gwar, see them every-time they come around and it’s always a bloody great show. Last year they had Biden spraying the crowd from a giant syringe, it was pretty funny.
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bedroom_fascist t1_iu70g1e wrote
Try Boston, '89. Or Madrid, '92.
The great thing is that this photo could be so many, many places, over so many years. G
Dr904 t1_iu73hxl wrote
Real handsome I must say!
Analog_Singularity t1_iu76jlc wrote
Sticky.
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UNwanted_Dokken_Tape t1_iu7dz2h wrote
How long did it take for the red to wash off because for me it was days and days
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woohan-kung-flu2 t1_iu7g23o wrote
Yep seen them at first ave 90 there was a handicapped guy who was crowd surfing and they were crowd surfing his wheelchair aswell
misterid t1_iu7j5f7 wrote
you'll have to fight me for it
CowboyLikeMegan t1_iu7ppn4 wrote
I completely forgot about GWAR
mwillette0 t1_iu7quq6 wrote
God this rules
agoodfuckingcatholic t1_iu7top1 wrote
I seen them my junior year of highschool, went to school the next day smelling like beer cigarettes and puke, was stained blue and green from cop blood and monster jizz, I was only 17. It was the best fucking show I ever seen
Ridla_Pat94 t1_iu7xger wrote
Gnar Gnar BaDar
oscarish t1_iu83vyr wrote
Or just drop all that acid you brought for the folks that never showed…
up_down_underwater t1_iu86zse wrote
Love that PE jacket. Great taste.
PMmeYourDunes t1_iu8rrus wrote
Man this is great. My friends and I used to see a local metal band in our teens in the early 2ks. We came back looking exactly like this. Some fantastic times.
josephscythe t1_iu8ugmi wrote
That actually looks like the best time ever.
toastspork t1_iu9h5qm wrote
My friend suffered the pink contacts thing after a Gwar show. He threw them out, but before that, he thought he'd test to see how many enzyme baths it would take to get them clear again.
The answer is four.
alexeatsasssss t1_iue5r3m wrote
The two on the right are gorgeous
A_Dash_of_Time t1_iug62v5 wrote
I was genuinely disgusted by them in the 90's. Went with friends to see them live around 2006-ish and realized they are by a HUGE margin, the single greatest live band in existence. GWAR is musical theater for metal heads. The next year, I took a bunch of acid and saw them again. 11/10 would recommend.
instrumentation_guy t1_iu45vie wrote
Awesome.