Submitted by LonnieYo t3_124nz6k in OldSchoolCool
RythmBaxter t1_je1yqot wrote
Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression]
Peter Gibbons : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence : Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons : Good point.
Lawrence : Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons : Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence : Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons : Nothing.
Lawrence : Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons : I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence : Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
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