Submitted by Weegee_Spaghetti t3_126et13 in OldSchoolCool
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Weegee_Spaghetti OP t1_je8urye wrote
No it is Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Doesn't look lile Laurence Fishburn at all
s_tubb23 t1_je8uxd2 wrote
Plot twist:
NDT used to steal sandwiches from nerds.
converseshyness488 t1_je8uytt wrote
We have got a badass over here.
Weegee_Spaghetti OP t1_je8v2gr wrote
If anythung he shoved bullies into the locker
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Dean_TVP t1_je90z8j wrote
Neil DeGrasse Tyson in his best astrophysical form.
Omphaloskopie t1_je928r4 wrote
what would be his WWF-name?
cosmos?
legs_mcgee1234 t1_je92b3k wrote
Fucking HIGHSCHOOL! Dude looks 30.
Federal_Chance4393 t1_je95kkt wrote
You are about 10 years late. Tyson isnt very popular anymore on reddit
DOTA-CASINO t1_je960ek wrote
Neil Poundyerasse Tyson and his astronomical left hook
corneliaprinzmedal t1_je962af wrote
He went to a HS where everyone was kind of nerdy.
corneliaprinzmedal t1_je964sw wrote
He went to Bronx Science. Not a lot of bullies there
Thiccaca t1_je96c4n wrote
"SAY PLUTO IS A PLANET AGAIN AND I WILL BREAK YOU!"
Weegee_Spaghetti OP t1_je982a7 wrote
haha, perfect
Zorothegallade t1_je9cwsp wrote
He was the one shoving himself into lockers.
amsalau t1_je9ins5 wrote
That is Pluto, and it IS a planet, motherfucker.
Dopdee t1_je9kb1b wrote
I initially thought that was the Young Rock’s dad
Brundleflyftw t1_je9nk7e wrote
That’s not high school.
TwoDrinkDave t1_je9nvw8 wrote
Eh, they all look the same. (And by "they" I mean wrestlers, of course.)
rfargolo t1_je9o76o wrote
That explains his behavior as influencer
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SmileyDayToYou t1_je9q0d7 wrote
He’s always had a passion for helping other people see stars.
bombs_a_wey t1_je9s889 wrote
Man figured out time travel…he looks 36
Makri7 t1_je9tgzr wrote
Me in my 30s right now look like a child in comparison. Jeez.
rtfry4 t1_je9tzvs wrote
Pipes
sonofabitchXmustXpay t1_je9umkf wrote
SCIENCE MUHFUKKAH
doitnow10 t1_je9ww8y wrote
Knowing McMahon's obsession with job gimmicks in the 80s?
The Astronomer, simple as that
doitnow10 t1_je9xd5j wrote
I think this post is an answer to his recent squabble on Twitter with the Halo account (which was shared on r/gaming) who suggested that bullies should've shoved Tyson in lockers more (so basically to beat the nerdy nitpicking out of him)
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#absoluteunits
Strontium90Abombbaby t1_jea2kur wrote
"Imma put my foot in yourAnus!" Also I love NDT, new respect unlocked for being a badass in more ways than I previously thought.
Naive-Government8333 t1_jea39ag wrote
Finishing move: The F5
justin_austinite t1_jea3agk wrote
Did you know his nickname in HS was “Smoke”..?
…yep, good ol’ Neil “Smoke” Degrasse Tyson.
DavoTB t1_jea4orj wrote
Early planet influencer…
DavoTB t1_jea518w wrote
Related to “Smokes”?
dc5runit t1_jea51iw wrote
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modushopper t1_jea6ia4 wrote
WRASTLE ME, NEIL
NOT000 t1_jea9tf5 wrote
jocks bullying nerds. chherleaders being the hottest girls in school. smart people being weak. athletes being dumb.
all stereotypes from movies, it seems
none of that stuff was true at my (public) high school
grafxguy1 t1_jeaasuj wrote
What a beast he was - More like Neil Degrasse Ttitan!
grafxguy1 t1_jeaaxsl wrote
The Big Bang
confusinghuman t1_jeab5m4 wrote
"what's this?!?! The Astronomer just entered the ring in lightspeed! He looks mad as heck too! Oh boy! The Undertaker will see stars now Jim! Oh no! He's on the ropes! He's not going to, is he? Oh wow! He's going supernova!!!! He just sent The Undertaker to Mars folks!!!"
Substantial_Gur_8230 t1_jeabhg9 wrote
Interestingly, the time when he was closest to uranus
MrHappeee t1_jeal9k6 wrote
Wonder if he whispered a random fact to his opponent while theyre down at the mat.
KiefStrife t1_jeaxfbs wrote
Tyson Vs Tyson 2023
franxav83 t1_jeb5qn8 wrote
Man what a beast. He's got both brains and brawn, the whole package.
goliathfasa t1_jeb740f wrote
He was a jock playing a nerd, disguised as another jock.
BigIron53s t1_jebb9yv wrote
Ooohhh!! You’ve bridgedtwo posts.
DazzlingFrogman t1_jebial5 wrote
I'd like to Imagine he would bully kids into doing science projects and forcing them to like it
Soft_Raisin5384 t1_jebpfbe wrote
Welcome to the cosmic gun show
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subliminal_trip t1_jebumiq wrote
First thing I thought of after that earlier post
ispeektroof t1_jebutoa wrote
I wonder what his weight class was. He’s a big looking dude.
defdog1234 t1_jec7v6b wrote
pipes is singing. pythons are arms
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HopDavid t1_jecxezz wrote
He flunked out at U.T. because he spent too much time dancing, wrestling, rowing, etc. He doesn't do research. And a lot of his pop science is wrong. But you don't really need to be good at math and science to be a successful pop science celebrity.
Weegee_Spaghetti OP t1_jedrm5z wrote
Atleast he gets people excited for science.
Pop scientists are very important in cultivating the next generation of scientists.
HopDavid t1_jee3kfg wrote
And yet the vast majority of his fans do not notice when he fucks up basic math and physics.
He seems to be generating a shallow interest at best.
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