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Thiccaca t1_je96c4n wrote

"SAY PLUTO IS A PLANET AGAIN AND I WILL BREAK YOU!"

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Zorothegallade t1_je9cwsp wrote

He was the one shoving himself into lockers.

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DazzlingFrogman t1_jebial5 wrote

I'd like to Imagine he would bully kids into doing science projects and forcing them to like it

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s_tubb23 t1_je8uxd2 wrote

Plot twist:

NDT used to steal sandwiches from nerds.

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Dopdee t1_je9kb1b wrote

I initially thought that was the Young Rock’s dad

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justin_austinite t1_jea3agk wrote

Did you know his nickname in HS was “Smoke”..?

…yep, good ol’ Neil “Smoke” Degrasse Tyson.

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legs_mcgee1234 t1_je92b3k wrote

Fucking HIGHSCHOOL! Dude looks 30.

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Makri7 t1_je9tgzr wrote

Me in my 30s right now look like a child in comparison. Jeez.

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Omphaloskopie t1_je928r4 wrote

what would be his WWF-name?

cosmos?

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doitnow10 t1_je9ww8y wrote

Knowing McMahon's obsession with job gimmicks in the 80s?

The Astronomer, simple as that

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confusinghuman t1_jeab5m4 wrote

"what's this?!?! The Astronomer just entered the ring in lightspeed! He looks mad as heck too! Oh boy! The Undertaker will see stars now Jim! Oh no! He's on the ropes! He's not going to, is he? Oh wow! He's going supernova!!!! He just sent The Undertaker to Mars folks!!!"

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bombs_a_wey t1_je9s889 wrote

Man figured out time travel…he looks 36

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MrHappeee t1_jeal9k6 wrote

Wonder if he whispered a random fact to his opponent while theyre down at the mat.

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franxav83 t1_jeb5qn8 wrote

Man what a beast. He's got both brains and brawn, the whole package.

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HopDavid t1_jecxezz wrote

He flunked out at U.T. because he spent too much time dancing, wrestling, rowing, etc. He doesn't do research. And a lot of his pop science is wrong. But you don't really need to be good at math and science to be a successful pop science celebrity.

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Weegee_Spaghetti OP t1_jedrm5z wrote

Atleast he gets people excited for science.

Pop scientists are very important in cultivating the next generation of scientists.

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HopDavid t1_jee3kfg wrote

And yet the vast majority of his fans do not notice when he fucks up basic math and physics.

He seems to be generating a shallow interest at best.

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amsalau t1_je9ins5 wrote

That is Pluto, and it IS a planet, motherfucker.

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rfargolo t1_je9o76o wrote

That explains his behavior as influencer

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NOT000 t1_jea9tf5 wrote

jocks bullying nerds. chherleaders being the hottest girls in school. smart people being weak. athletes being dumb.

all stereotypes from movies, it seems

none of that stuff was true at my (public) high school

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goliathfasa t1_jeb740f wrote

He was a jock playing a nerd, disguised as another jock.

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ispeektroof t1_jebutoa wrote

I wonder what his weight class was. He’s a big looking dude.

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Dean_TVP t1_je90z8j wrote

Neil DeGrasse Tyson in his best astrophysical form.

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grafxguy1 t1_jeaasuj wrote

What a beast he was - More like Neil Degrasse Ttitan!

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Federal_Chance4393 t1_je95kkt wrote

You are about 10 years late. Tyson isnt very popular anymore on reddit

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doitnow10 t1_je9xd5j wrote

I think this post is an answer to his recent squabble on Twitter with the Halo account (which was shared on r/gaming) who suggested that bullies should've shoved Tyson in lockers more (so basically to beat the nerdy nitpicking out of him)

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Strontium90Abombbaby t1_jea2kur wrote

"Imma put my foot in yourAnus!" Also I love NDT, new respect unlocked for being a badass in more ways than I previously thought.

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Weegee_Spaghetti OP t1_je8urye wrote

No it is Neil Degrasse Tyson.

Doesn't look lile Laurence Fishburn at all

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TwoDrinkDave t1_je9nvw8 wrote

Eh, they all look the same. (And by "they" I mean wrestlers, of course.)

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