Longjumping_Ad_5096 t1_jeexz83 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:57 PM

Bring the peanut suit back!

HardPawns t1_jef04q9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:11 PM

"Local man attacked by squirrels, seventh attack this week"

sprudelcherrydiesoda t1_jefkeaq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Too many people with nut allergies would revolt.

stonespider t1_jef73r0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:56 PM

He later retired and went to live in the snowy mountains with the suit. They call him the yeti.

_RedditIsLikeCrack_ t1_jeeznxg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:08 PM

please touch my nuts

jeffreypooh OP t1_jeezxuu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:10 PM

“Buy one get one penis. I mean peanuts!”

Moms_spaghetti_6969 t1_jefahzy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:18 PM

Lost in the Vietnam jungle until 1984, he never knew the war ended. Here he is in his suit of pickled dicks

W_MarkFelt t1_jefpi7b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:56 PM

Can we agree to stop posting this focking photo?! 🙄

jeffreypooh OP t1_jefsk53 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:16 PM

Ok post police. Sorry i don’t keep catalog of what is posted on every subReddit. When was it posted last?

W_MarkFelt t1_jefu346 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:26 PM

Post police?! Is that supposed to insult me? With a name like Jeff Shit you should maybe come out from the rock you live under and stop posting the same j’pooh as everyone else.

jeffreypooh OP t1_jefy3em wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:53 PM

Man. Cheer up. It’s a Friday. What’s the matter man? Does me posting this AGAIN take you away from all the other posts in Reddit?

You need a hug. Hope your day gets better.

W_MarkFelt t1_jefyo7u wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:57 PM

Awe so sweet of you to want to cheer up the post police 🙄

miurabucho t1_jeeye0v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:00 PM

Me after my dorm mates found out I had a peanut allergy.

Leather_Beer t1_jef01ro wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:11 PM

Ngl that drip is kind of nutty.

[deleted] t1_jef4m5s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:40 PM

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probenation t1_jef4vpf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:42 PM

He's got legumes, and he knows how to use them.

Mitochandrea t1_jef7zmf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:02 PM

Hustle ain’t new

Wide-Rub432 t1_jefkrmh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

I had enough internet for today

Spaztrick t1_jegd1rr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:32 PM

Deez nuts in full effect

CaseyGotFit t1_jegud3l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:34 PM

Wherever he goes the EpiPen man isn't far behind.

beard_of_cats t1_jef33fz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:30 PM

I need this for my wedding

BernieEcclestoned t1_jef2kyz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:27 PM

That's nuts

HalfRick t1_jef2wom wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:29 PM

Technically, that’s legumes.

A peanut vendor from the 1890s with a suit full of peanuts.

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