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Derstilweedndat t1_j6su150 wrote

What would your "solution" be?

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Antnee83 t1_j6szx6w wrote

  • Proximity activated trainhorn

  • Make it look like a person holding a sign

  • Replace it with an inflatable flailing arms tube man

  • Armed security force that fires without warning

  • Pile a bunch of empty shipping containers around it

  • Straight up just remove the goddamn thing because what is it even there for, since you don't need a stop sign to understand that you're supposed to stop at the end of a row of parking spaces like literally this is driving 101 why is there a stop sign there

  • Add a second stop sign a few feet from this one, so that people stop before plowing into them both

  • >!The Second Stop Sign is actually a Decoy Snail!<

  • Tire spikes

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raggedtoad t1_j6ta8kb wrote

Excuse me... I think you meant WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!!!

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Right_In_The_Tits t1_j6to4bo wrote

Create a one way portal that encircles the sign that sends the car to the back of parking lot

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[deleted] t1_j6u0dp7 wrote

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DidDunMegasploded t1_j6uhdy9 wrote

Ah yes, because what people should do in a parking lot is go full Sonic the Hedgehog and book it across the lot like there's a pile of free money and you have to get it first. Walking? You a pussy or something? Real men and real women run. This is track and field, bitch, not a springtime stroll!

Nice job showing your fatphobia, by the way. Gives me a good insight into one of the regulars of this subreddit.

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Arsenault185 OP t1_j6up42s wrote

What was the comment?

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DidDunMegasploded t1_j6upwq3 wrote

He said the one-way portal would be a good way to "avoid the lard-asses that push their carts at a half-mile-per-hour".

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Arsenault185 OP t1_j6sunvh wrote

Not sure, to be honest. It blows my fucking mind that people keep running into a pole in the first place.

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OurWhoresAreClean t1_j6te4wl wrote

>What would your "solution" be?

Well, this Walmart we're talking about, so: Make it known that anyone who hits the pole will henceforth no longer be allowed to wear pajama bottoms and Crocs into the store.

Problem solved.

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Nobel6skull t1_j6t5vyg wrote

Force everyone who runs into it to retake the drivers license test.

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Arsenault185 OP t1_j6too1k wrote

Real answer: something moving. A little arm on a servo with a flag.

The motion will catch peoples eyes way better.

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AssumptionLivid6879 t1_j6tqq2y wrote

One-way only, angled one-way parking. Lanes wide enough just to fit a normal car.

Large amount of pedestrian crossing speed bumps so pedestrians can be crossing at a higher height since humans are almost not visible anymore to pickup trucks.

Have inflow from the street to outflow, so it stops people from cruising around for the best spot.

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timkyoung t1_j6tmz9k wrote

How about continuing the parking stalls all the way to the end of the aisle?

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2SticksPureRage t1_j6tsbs4 wrote

Potentially, taking out the handicap spot right before this picture on the same side. I think people cut it tight to get to that pull in handicap spot and see blinders with the pole.

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