The real pro tip is that any of your new out of state neighbors are quite a bit fattier and likely organically fed, so if it does indeed get as cold as they are saying, the best way to stay warm is slaughter 4 or 5 of them. Once broken down into primal cuts, slather them in a mixture of Allens and crushed blueberries, put them in the oven at 300F for 35 minutes per pound. Perfect doneness is medium rare-medium. Don't forget to look around their empty home for cash and jewelry you can use to pay your heating bill! Bon Appetite & stay warm out there!