Turgid Mariners game

Submitted by DreddPirateJonesy t3_zi7srx in Maine

Title says it all guys, wtf is happening at Cross Arena?

My kids High School games have better entertainment and fan engagement. I haven’t been here for several years but I remember this being good and it is completely stale and boring here tonight

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membaberry18 t1_izq6rzq wrote

It’s AA hockey. Have a beer, relax, and take in a game. Not everyone has to pain their face and scream for a few hours

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DreddPirateJonesy OP t1_izq8rmu wrote

Fair Memba, there was an epic fight a second ago, I do t think the hockey boys are slacking just the overall arena experience is terrible

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membaberry18 t1_izqahju wrote

This time of year I’ve found that to be true. College breaks get rowdier and later in season

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Guygan t1_izq2bam wrote

I don't think you know what turgid means.

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FlamingPeasant t1_izq1m9d wrote

Turgid is an interesting adjective for a hockey game.

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LaChanz t1_izq1ztx wrote

Turgid is a perfectly copecetic word.

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DreddPirateJonesy OP t1_izq2cbt wrote

Haha! From Urban Dictionary: turgidity - the consistency and form of a turd

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Andrew_Lollo-Baloney t1_izq7r8r wrote

Seems like that should be turditity or turdeousness! I’ve always thought of turgid as like a romance novel pants-bulge descriptor.

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DreddPirateJonesy OP t1_izq8nox wrote

😂 after the comments I checked urban dictionary and am amazed to find out turgid refers to having a boner! Learning every day

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randomman2071983 t1_izqlzof wrote

You’re not wrong. Season ticket holders have mentioned how this season’s game night presentations have been awful and downright embarrassing. And that MC Lizzie needs to go. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. It’s been much better in their couple years.

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Strict-Lake5255 t1_izt421l wrote

I've always felt like a sea dogs game is a bargain and a mariners game is a rip off

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HalyconDigest t1_izqblt5 wrote

Maybe they should hire you to revamp their ‘fan experience’ strategy! I bet you have a lot of ideas. Go on, we’re listening.

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DreddPirateJonesy OP t1_izqmbe3 wrote

Haha I’m employed fulltime already mate but I could probably do a better job on the spot

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xXBruins37Xx t1_izu4svs wrote

Pays $12 to go to an ECHL hockey game

Expects to see prime Mario Lemieux vs Wayne Gretzky and at least 3 bench clearing brawls

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Good_Cookie3258 t1_izqlsuv wrote

Maybe get the Hanson bothers on the team. Time to put on the foil.

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Extreme-Status-5776 t1_izqnb7r wrote

I haven’t been to a lot of games but the 3-4 I’ve been to the last couple seasons were a great time?

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houndshmix t1_izqx6jc wrote

My family enjoyed it. I noticed there was less music to amp up the crowd, and the crowd was thinner than it was at the game we went to last spring.

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