Submitted by Mannymarlo t3_zskw2l in Maine
another_one_1886 t1_j18jm83 wrote
Only downside is having to split the wood but if ya think about it using a wood stove heats you twice.
Steel_Anxiety t1_j18qnbo wrote
3 times. Splitting, stacking, burning
Schodog t1_j18rei8 wrote
4 times. Cutting the tree down, splitting, stacking, burning.
enjoiart t1_j18ul4f wrote
5 times. Cutting the tree down, cutting to length, splitting, stacking, burning.
KillaRoyalty t1_j18v56b wrote
6 times. Cutting the tree down. Cutting to length. Drinking some Allen’s. Then getting back to it bub to split. Stacking. Burning.
SR70 t1_j195c1o wrote
7 times, cutting the tree down. Cutting to length. Drinking some Allen’s. Then getting back to it bub to split. Stacking. Carrying into the house. Burning.
freeski919 t1_j19js72 wrote
8 times, schlepping to the back of the property to find the tree. cutting the tree down. Cutting to length. Drinking some Allen's. Then getting back to it but to split. Stacking. Carrying into the house. Burning.
iamatechnician t1_j19y112 wrote
9 times. Schlepping to the back of the property to find the tree. Cutting the tree down. Cutting to length. Drinking some Allen’s. Then getting back to it bub to split. Stacking. Carrying into the house. Pounding a couple PBRs to reward yourself. Burning.
9wild9 t1_j1a0ru9 wrote
10 times if you have sex with the wood.
diaryofsnow t1_j1be7d5 wrote
11 times if you finish and clean it up
RANDOluvsyou t1_j1cznn0 wrote
..and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
Fattski t1_j1bi4uv wrote
One time coal.
ReptileElite t1_j1bowlf wrote
This guy's definitely from Maine
indyaj t1_j199nx3 wrote
I like splitting wood.
AhhhLeah t1_j19ewy8 wrote
I love stacking wood.
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Haitsmelol t1_j1aht86 wrote
I love burning wood.
eljefino t1_j1ao3gh wrote
I love getting wood.
indyaj t1_j1asfjd wrote
You win.
Schodog t1_j1bv53a wrote
Wood, hopefully.
FrenchToaststrea t1_j1ccpgr wrote
Wood!
RedDawn850 t1_j18zhkf wrote
If you have a wood stove, then it is implied you have built your supply all summer. If not that’s cutting it close lol
Calm_Captain_3541 t1_j19259e wrote
Yeah if you want a chimney fire. You should be splitting the wood for next winter this winter so the statement still stands true.
sharklar t1_j1b8yk6 wrote
Aww should have scrolled down, just said this . And maybe 3 times if you fell the tree
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