Submitted by New-Work-139 t3_yyq9a2 in Maine
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MeepleMaster t1_iwwogb5 wrote
Cant get up to lethal speed in gridlock
Lothadriel t1_iwy2fyr wrote
I actually believe that. If they are taking the % of traffic accidents that result in deaths all the fender benders in Boston traffic actually help their numbers.
MyLifeForAnEType t1_iwwp4dp wrote
This map brought to you by Big Mass(hole) lobbyists
Maine_Fluff_Chucker t1_iwx9rvb wrote
There all up here driving like jerkoffs, bub.
dedoubt t1_iwwxyz2 wrote
Yeah, no fucking way this map is accurate.
Munrowo t1_iwy0mxi wrote
gotta say the same thing about nj and tobacco usage, just doesnt seem right
piesandskies t1_iwy1m93 wrote
Came here to say this.
figment1979 t1_iwyr789 wrote
Pretty much all "map porn" maps are BS with little to no factual content.
20thMaine t1_ixayto1 wrote
Per 100 million vehicle miles driven, yes.
Massachusetts has the lowest fatality rate based on that metric.
Maine (1.25 deaths/100 million miles) has double the same rate that MA has (.63).
https://www.iihs.org/topics/fatality-statistics/detail/state-by-state
Maine_Fluff_Chucker t1_iwvt3ry wrote
Well it's either big dicks, or low syphilis. Can't be both.
AssumptionLivid6879 t1_iwwcwdd wrote
Big honkin cocks
Source: gay
Ironbird207 t1_iwx24sn wrote
Hawaii, least likely to hit a deer 😂
wormpussy t1_iwz5m0t wrote
You'd think with the overpopulation crisis they're having down there you would be more likely to hit one.
sy33d_am33r_ali t1_iwwhds7 wrote
I am highly skeptical that Missouri is the state with the best trails.
Godspeed13 t1_iwxpi5j wrote
Now I understand why Ozark camping gear is a thing
janbrunt t1_ix3pun1 wrote
Check out the Katy Trail. One of the best and longest bike trails in the nation.
sy33d_am33r_ali t1_ix3rqbf wrote
I’m sure they have lovely trails there, and yet…
…gestures broadly at every state with real mountains and/or coastline…
_Face t1_iwwngas wrote
Most homes with indoor plumbing? Like what? Nebraska?
California must have more houses the like all those middle states combined.
PlumAdorable t1_iwzaqgl wrote
The source website gives more details — it’s measuring percentage of existing homes with indoor plumbing
mider-span t1_iwwppip wrote
Brought to you by the North Dakota Wang Society.
Mdeyemainer t1_iwwyy91 wrote
They went to South Carolina and thought "Bless your heart" was a compliment?!?
ProfessorMandark t1_iwwckdo wrote
How did we not take most vanity plates?!
jgwentworth-877 t1_iwxagcg wrote
We might not have the most vanity plates but we definitely have the best vanity plates.
MisterMan-Maine t1_iwz6kxt wrote
Had* had the best.
Jebediah_Johnson t1_iwx6bsq wrote
Highest graduation rate for economically disadvantaged students, translates to most economically disadvantaged students.
I laughed at Hawaii
NPC_Bae t1_iwwxhep wrote
…big penises you say?
Substantial-Treat-99 t1_iwxcdox wrote
I take it North Dakota is best at making maps about what states are best at things 🤣
schilling207 t1_iwvp3lb wrote
We also have the lowest average car insurance premiums
Tacticalaxel t1_iwvtifh wrote
I don't think "most units off local government" or "most man-made lakes" is necessarily a good thing. Some of the things aren't even quantifiable.
_one_lucky_redditor t1_iwybezz wrote
Tennessee all like "Hey check out this fish I caught"
DidDunMegasploded t1_iwwufsc wrote
> least violent crime
cackles in Biddeford
Shnorkle07 t1_iwxs6lm wrote
Definitely get out and see the rest of the country if you think Biddeford is that bad.
DidDunMegasploded t1_iwxunmg wrote
I'm referring to Maine as the scope, not the entire country.
ScarletFire21 t1_iwz356h wrote
Such a lazy joke. So old, so overused, so misinformed
DidDunMegasploded t1_iwzdacb wrote
Try living there for at least 5 years. You might be singing a different tune.
ScarletFire21 t1_iwzl54y wrote
That’s how long I’ve been here, buddy. And I grew up in Kennebunk and lived in an extremely nice area, and still think Biddeford is fine.
DidDunMegasploded t1_iwzqqk4 wrote
Uh-huh. Clearly you've either never seen the downtown area, don't have a lick of common sense when it comes to crime, or don't work in law enforcement.
I meet all three criteria, one by extension. I've seen enough shit to know better.
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Beautiful-Elephant34 t1_iwwzpau wrote
From the Acadia region and curious too.
New-Work-139 OP t1_iwwv8fm wrote
Tell me about it
Ironbird207 t1_iwx1uty wrote
Cherryfield right now
Status_Rip_5915 t1_iwywrzc wrote
Just don’t fuck with my traps bub 🦞
truththeavengerfish t1_iwvxiaw wrote
Helllllooooo Oregon
dinah-fire t1_iwwqmrs wrote
Oregon is wrong, they're 7th
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Vryimpatnt t1_iwyou7y wrote
Well we lost out on best trails...to Missouri. ha
Bellissimo247 t1_iwyt8vs wrote
Some of these are to be proud of.. others 🤷♂️
Kangabolic t1_iwytu8x wrote
Why is South Dalmatia the best place for retirement?
nhranger t1_iwyuztj wrote
Shoot for the stars Nebraska.
phosphoricx t1_iwyw60t wrote
Yeah several of these are suspicious. But if I lived in North Dakota I’d say 100% accurate.
gjazzy68 t1_iwz4hfe wrote
Who wold know Michigan had more lighthouses than us.
Dseltzer1212 t1_iwzewl4 wrote
My new pickup line is Hi, I’m from North Dakota
yeyakattack t1_iwwamaf wrote
Mass has fewest traffic fatalities? This map is BS