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Jadasmom OP t1_ixjb6u8 wrote
Yes, again!
ErudringTheGodHammer t1_ixjpymv wrote
Gotta be careful out there guys, it’s stop sign mating season and if you’re not paying attention they’ll do some serious damage. Damn stop signs, we need to start hunting them
Silktrocity t1_ixk903k wrote
I've heard poachers get good money for it's scrap.
clhomme t1_ixlaznh wrote
How did the stop sign win?
MeepleMaster t1_ixjd8ya wrote
Reminds me of the various can opener bridges that are out there
Vertigo103 t1_ixjjgm7 wrote
Why would that not surprise me 🙈
iammabdaddy t1_ixjre0a wrote
It's in Auburn
AdrianJ73 t1_ixjfcgu wrote
I'm surprised no one is there trying to steal the catalytic converter while it's easy.
TarantinoFan23 t1_ixjv0y2 wrote
Who buys them? Thats where the crime needs to be stopped.
Themell t1_ixjwy89 wrote
There’s probably a couple Facebook groups just for the LA area alone
TarantinoFan23 t1_ixk57ae wrote
Well who buys from them? There's got to be someone who launders the materials
AdrianJ73 t1_ixkk84v wrote
Most yards require a VIN and proof of ownership now as they are being prosecuted.
Garrick420 t1_ixk58n0 wrote
I think salvage yards do
TarantinoFan23 t1_ixkeabs wrote
Seems like a good place to start arresting people in possession of stolen property.
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SensitiveAd7904 t1_ixkhlhr wrote
Narc
TarantinoFan23 t1_ixkj47m wrote
I think there are a lot of unjust laws. But some things are fundamentally bad.
Plus, how can I be a narc if I don't name anyone? By publicly announcing that "location X" is going to be monitored by police I am actually helping criminals.
... Forget I said anything.
LumpyBumpyToad t1_ixlqbzl wrote
I'll blame em:
The only reason CC theft is profitable is EXACTLY because of the scrap and salvage folks willing to buy what they absolutely know to be stolen materials.
I'll say it loud and proud. Yes. That - and the thieves - are who are to blame. The thieves would steal other shit if this wasn't made profitable by the existence of a completely wild-west, unregulated marketplace. It's that marketplace, and the ease of the crime, that make it such a problem. Police the marketplace because the ease of crime is difficult to tackle.
CC marking - and making the REVOMAL OR GRINDING OF SAID MARKS A CRIME, which makes being in possession of them a crime, would be a great way to address the recycling/scrap side of this issue... which is a primary way of combatting it due to the speed and ease in which a CC can be removed.
If LE rolled in and found unmarked CCs, boom, we got us a winner. There's no way to accidentally do shit and you've closed a bullshit blame hole.
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yupuhoh t1_ixjbtsf wrote
Brand new muffler....nice
combatbydesign t1_ixjceuv wrote
Now we know why it had to be replaced.
yupuhoh t1_ixjckd9 wrote
Lol..still purrs like a kitten bub!
RealMainer t1_ixkd3oh wrote
I'm seriously wondering if this is my old suv I just sold. Based on the facebook post it's the same beige color and year, and one of the things that was wrong with it when I sold it was that it badly needed a new muffler.
sp00pySquiddle t1_ixkl88s wrote
Thats awesome xD
eljefino t1_iy1luvv wrote
Did it have any blind spots?
Tacticalaxel t1_ixjqxh8 wrote
How long till someone steals the cat.
seaglassgirl04 t1_ixnfb53 wrote
Exactly
Way2L8AND1 t1_ixjgk98 wrote
How the actual fuck does this happen so frequently ? Does L/A just have really stupid drivers ???
Was this recent ?
Dirty_Lew t1_ixjn7mq wrote
It’s always the same pole there. I almost hit it once. It’s right in front of the door, so it’s easy to get distracted watching for pedestrians on your right as you try to turn left up the parking lane. Then the pole and sign will line right up behind the pillar of your cars’ windshield. There’s no curb or anything around it to warn or slow you down.
Edit: as someone else mentioned, its a sharper turn than 90d and there’s always people crossing and walking down the lane on the right, so it’s natural to want to cut the corner when turning left.
And I’d also like to thank all the Captain Obviouses saying to just slow down or “look out for the big stop sign on a yellow pole”. I’ll put the message out and I’m sure this will never happen again at this location.
floppleshmirken t1_ixjy5cg wrote
If you’re trying to turn left right there and you hit that pole, that means you’re turning into the wrong side of the lane. Why would you be on the left side of the lane?
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Dirty_Lew t1_ixk34v0 wrote
Because there’s constantly people walk down the middle of the lane
floppleshmirken t1_ixk5scj wrote
I mean that doesn’t mean you just drive on the wrong side of the road then?
mainlydank t1_ixm5y67 wrote
Found the person that follows tractors for miles going 5mph because you "cant drive on the wrong side of the road"
floppleshmirken t1_ixmg0qn wrote
Lol, yeah ok. I think a road with normal traffic is quite a bit different than a chaotic parking lot with people all around and narrow parking rows, but you do you. I mean, it’s not like we don’t have evidence here every other day of why you probably shouldn’t drive on the wrong side in parking lots.
LumpyBumpyToad t1_ixlqm2u wrote
It absolutely does mean that. What're they supposed to do?
Wait?
floppleshmirken t1_ixlystg wrote
Uh, yeah, you wait for people to get out of your way, you don’t just drive on the wrong side. Wow.
LumpyBumpyToad t1_ixm3tmx wrote
Sarcasm not your thing?
floppleshmirken t1_ixm420l wrote
Sorry, missed it. You have to admit though, that IS the attitude of a lot of drivers.
Way2L8AND1 t1_ixjqhcm wrote
Hmmm.... 10 foot tall red stop sign with a bright yellow base is easy to miss ?? I'm going to need to head over there someday and verify this. LOL. If I hit that damn thing during my visit I will 100% post it here first.
Dirty_Lew t1_ixk3woa wrote
It is if lines right up with your windshield pillar, it IS hard to see. Mix in the crazy scene of the Walmart entrance.
I get it though, I used to be in disbelief until it almost happened to me.
exvnoplvres t1_ixse0pq wrote
This is why I always park out in the farther areas of parking lots, to stay away from pedestrians. That is a good point about the pillars on the sides of windshields. They are much larger these days than they used to be even 20 years ago. In the summer, before entering a road, I always do a sort of head swinging movement both left and right so I can see around the pillars and make sure there isn't anyone coming from either direction.
Way2L8AND1 t1_ixl3tid wrote
Glad I'm not a 10 foot tall guy in a yellow raincoat hanging around when you are driving. Afraid after you ran me over on the wrong side of the road, you'd claim I was hidden by your windshield pillar.
Dirty_Lew t1_ixlu1v3 wrote
I’d just run you over for being a pompous ass.
Way2L8AND1 t1_ixlvp1x wrote
A Walmart shopper with road rage too.... Nevermind. Username checks out. Carry on.
Dirty_Lew t1_ixm8uu5 wrote
I meet your mom in the bathroom there, that’s why I’m there so much. You think I’m dirty?…
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Way2L8AND1 t1_ixmanhk wrote
Clearly your car pictured here. Denial is the first sign. Irrational anger and child like insults are clue 2. Take a breath, it's day to give thanks. Just be happy it was only your car damaged, and you didn't run over someone's kid. Just drive better in the future.
Dirty_Lew t1_ixmlcbm wrote
First day on the internet?
Way2L8AND1 t1_ixm9ig3 wrote
Wow, road rage and internet rage. High class too.. username definitely checks out.
LeoIsRude t1_ixm9zch wrote
That's not the checkmate you think it is, bub.
Way2L8AND1 t1_ixmaq28 wrote
Aww shucks, no interweb points from you either ?? How will I ever move forward....
iammabdaddy t1_ixjrp5c wrote
Slow down, here's the reminder that you are in a parking lot.
Dirty_Lew t1_ixlucx2 wrote
You’re a moron
iammabdaddy t1_ixly8n4 wrote
Dirty Lew. How stupid is that? Stop sign ahead, brake!
Dirty_Lew t1_ixm747u wrote
You’re a fucking genius. Why didn’t anybody think of that? Look at all these wicked Jeff Gordon Redditors that have never once been distracted. Why didn’t I think of that?… just don’t ever get distracted, once ever.
The stop sign is for people coming down the aisle, not for people turning left, so you don’t even know the situation.
Nobody’s speeding through there Einstein, my point is there’s no other barrier or curb to prevent cars from hitting the pole. It’s obviously a poor design that creates a hazardous situation if this many people have hit it. At some point Walmart becomes at least partially responsible for creating the hazard.
Way2L8AND1 t1_ixlwexs wrote
Sorry about your car, that's rough. Shop this Walmart often do ya ?
Dirty_Lew t1_ixm8mif wrote
Go read my comment again, I never hit it, I almost did. Sorry about your reading comprehension.
DifferenceMore5431 t1_ixjx1x0 wrote
It's actually kind of a weird parking lot. There are several of these bollards that are just out in the middle of nowhere between the building and the parking spots, no curbs or anything. You can see in the photo it's just sort of in the middle of the pavement.
Also the parking lanes are not 90° to the building, they are more like 110°, which makes all the intersections feel a bit wonky. You can see it on Google Maps if you are curios.
Not that it's really an excuse but there is a reason.
EngineersAnon t1_ixjxlbl wrote
>there is a reason.
Yes, the reason is negligence by inadequately attentive drivers.
DifferenceMore5431 t1_ixjzb6x wrote
There's a kernel of truth to that. But you are really missing the bigger picture. If the root cause was "inadequately attentive drivers" in general, you would expect to see this kind of thing all over the area in various parking lots. But you don't. It's just this one specific part of one specific parking lot that has been proven to be confusing many, many times. There is something different about this one.
EngineersAnon t1_ixk170s wrote
There are, it seems, conditions in this specific lot which make the consequences of inattention greater, but the root cause of hitting a stationary object with a motor vehicle is driver inattention and negligence.
DifferenceMore5431 t1_ixk4u36 wrote
I'm not sure I agree. It's easy to dunk on Walmart patrons but in my opinion the bizarre layout of the bollards and irregular angles of the lanes are the root cause here.
eljefino t1_iy1m25z wrote
And if they aren't rubbernecking around their A-pillar blind spots to look for bollards they aren't doing it for pedestrians. Let them pay and maybe learn.
EngineersAnon t1_iy1nuj0 wrote
Bollards are a fuck of a lot easier to repair than people, and repairs are cheaper, too.
BuddyBear17 t1_ixm2r9p wrote
Yeah this is a site plan review failure by the city. Guarantee that there's some city standard for parking lot design that isn't met by this, it's a safety/fire access hazard. Last thing you need is some ambulance hitting it at night.
Odd_Understanding t1_ixlq5ps wrote
Someone I know recently drove up from Texas. The other day she went to this Walmart and comes back with a big dent on her car from bumping into a pole. Only dent in the car, take that for what it's worth lol.
katastrofuck t1_ixk1sns wrote
Might be the least discriminatory sign. Seems to catch people no mater what wrong (or stupid) thing they be doing or thinking 🙄
duplissi t1_ixlxpf1 wrote
It isn't just this one, if you Google for "Walmart pole Facebook group", you'll find a few others.
I rarely ever have to drive by the doors when I'm looking for a spot, and that specific pole doesn't look out of place to me so I don't have a clue how it keeps happening.
meowmix778 t1_ixjfv5g wrote
This is what happens when you don't put your cart back.
DidDunMegasploded t1_ixmd5br wrote
Cart Narcs really went to extremes with this lazybones.
Lieutenant_Joe t1_ixjmfec wrote
One of these days some chucklefuck on this sub is gonna admit they were one of the people who hit the Auburn Walmart pole, and they’re gonna get Reddit gold for the ensuing dunkfest.
Jadasmom OP t1_ixjpla2 wrote
You caught me🤷♀️
RealMainer t1_ixkcky2 wrote
Here is your reddit gold sir.
floppleshmirken t1_ixjylvs wrote
People drive like idiots. The pole is on the left hand corner and everyone that hits it is turning left there. THIS IS THE US, WE DRIVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE, so why are you trying to turn into the left side of the row of parking spots?
RealMainer t1_ixkceq9 wrote
Yeah you can't really blame Walmart for this. The poles are there to prevent idiots from running into people or other cars. Bumping into the poles happens on a daily basis (I noticed just yesterday that three of the poles are already bent even though they were just replaced this summer), but in order to flip your car on one of these poles you have to be driving way too fast and aggressively. This person definitely deserved to have their car flipped.
Prestigious_Clue145 t1_ixjb149 wrote
This is pretty impressive.
SwvellyBents t1_ixjbgh3 wrote
All props to the stop sign.
maineguy74 t1_ixjhbpk wrote
Here's a Facebook link to a video. https://www.facebook.com/groups/1180760365274635/permalink/6612341052116512/?mibextid=Nif5oz
kidicarusx t1_ixjkgnn wrote
I love how I dont even have to ask where this is located anymore.
Also r/idiotsincars
hambletor t1_ixjnrjr wrote
Sshhhh, it’s sleeping.
athermalwill t1_ixjji8a wrote
You might think this is funny but it’s not. When that big sign suddenly pops up out of nowhere you will get a quick dose of reality. They are stealthy and fast. We need to eradicate these dangerous poles before more people get hurt.
glasswings t1_ixkh8yi wrote
As someone who sometimes walks in parking lots, my mind boggles to wonder why anyone would be moving fast enough to get rolled.
I don't care how good that traffic sign is at hiding amid the visual clutter, if you hit anything in a parking lot that fast you're doing it wrong.
seaglassgirl04 t1_ixnfr5t wrote
Maybe someone was trying to park in the closest spot to the front entrance. God forbid someone should walk an extra 30 feet!
Dizzyluffy t1_ixji618 wrote
No matter what color they paint that pole, no matter how big of a STOP sign or anything else they stick in it, it is destined to destroy vehicles and cause mayhem.
Awkward_Mixture_8990 t1_ixjiuka wrote
No one’s stolen the catalytic converter yet I see
theora55 t1_ixk8r81 wrote
Apparently I live under a rock, but I had not heard of the Auburn Walmart car-attacking pole before, so, thanks, I think.
DidDunMegasploded t1_ixkbukn wrote
Must be new to the subreddit. This pole gets posted here aaaaaall the time lol.
theora55 t1_ixkk300 wrote
bandwidth here under the rock is not so great.
JustDubbinAround t1_ixmq3sj wrote
That pole is probably more (in)famous than anything else in Auburn.
wessex464 t1_ixjk4jz wrote
Walmart strikes again? These people are hitting a stationary stop sign. Frankly it's doing the community a service by getting literal idiots off the road.
ElisabetSobeckPhD t1_ixkauw7 wrote
if anything, we need more of these stop signs.
glasswings t1_ixkhi8g wrote
I say we should have an armed stop sign in every classroom.
Bentley2004 t1_ixk2ab1 wrote
Stop drop and roll!
boogilations01 t1_ixjcy4n wrote
When I say stop I mean it!
katastrofuck t1_ixk2070 wrote
But where is the love?
TheWorld_IsNotFair t1_ixjdvar wrote
Happens to the best of us
PMB00BIES t1_ixjkx6x wrote
How is this possible?!?!
OriginalGordol t1_ixjl1g2 wrote
Well, they stopped.
macthebundylite t1_ixk3jt6 wrote
...the obligatory "came here to say this."
xavyre t1_ixk9itq wrote
I hate under the car spares.
MSCOTTGARAND t1_ixkg7t8 wrote
Brand new exhaust and drive shaft too, damn
_Geralt-of_Rivia t1_ixllyrg wrote
I'd like to speak to you about your cars extended warranty! 😄
seaglassgirl04 t1_ixnfi6k wrote
Is there a "dumbass" clause in that warranty? 😂
maineguy74 t1_ixjgd2k wrote
Stop drop and roll sign doing work again.
DeuceClimaxx t1_ixjjhhu wrote
To be fair, Those concrete, deeply grounded yellow pillars do pop up out of nowhere. 😂
Dunger97 t1_ixjk09w wrote
Stop sign 1, car 0
MadKat_94 t1_ixjs6ew wrote
Auburn Walmart stop sign 47, car 0. There, FTFY.
Hammer_the_Red t1_ixjo036 wrote
The driver is just doing the local catalytic converter thief a solid by making it easier to access.
Top_Jellyfish1279 t1_ixka0nq wrote
Where is this? Sorry haven't scrolled yet..
Jadasmom OP t1_ixkb8ka wrote
Auburn
Top_Jellyfish1279 t1_ixkbxij wrote
Thank you! I work at Farmington Walmart we have stuff like that fucking walmart lol
FolsomPrisonHues t1_ixkrzqb wrote
HOW THE FUCK?!?!,!
LumpyBumpyToad t1_ixlpprf wrote
Just... how?
Skippyandjif t1_ixlsc65 wrote
The stop sign’s just sitting there like “…did I not tell you to STOP??”
XxNHLxX t1_ixlwgo8 wrote
I thought they ripped out the pole that caused these frequent issues at the L-A Walmart?
DidDunMegasploded t1_ixmdc9q wrote
No, it was just swapped out for a new one, I believe. Or fixed. It was posted here a long time ago but my memory's rusty.
iammabdaddy t1_ixmdhpy wrote
Hey. Have a better day. Happy Thanksgiving.
baxterstate t1_ixn10nx wrote
I wonder if amber colored beverages were involved.
spallaxo t1_ixn3611 wrote
That's funny 🤣🤣 idiots not watching where they're going
seaglassgirl04 t1_ixneznk wrote
Honestly surprised this wasn't a "Florida Man"...
seaglassgirl04 t1_ixnf2c4 wrote
Damn someone REALLY wanted that front parking spot!
seaglassgirl04 t1_ixnf7dm wrote
Ok Mabel, let's review... Gas is the vertical pedal on the right... BRAKE is the horizontal pedal on the left. When you press it down, the vehicle STOPS.
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DidDunMegasploded t1_ixk7beg wrote
How the fuck did it tip over? From hitting a stop sign?
Did it turn the curve too fast and go slidin'?
Still wanna know what happened to the Biddo one though. I've seen questionable drivers there too.
panadoodle t1_ixkee2a wrote
Woo how’d that happen?
Cultural_Bandicoot66 t1_ixkhsr7 wrote
I’m moving to Maine in July! I’m wondering if anyone has advice for me….should I simply avoid going to Walmart or is there a safe approach to Walmarts of Maine ?
Edit: I’ll be at the Augusta location if that makes a difference.
JustDubbinAround t1_ixmt87e wrote
Jadasmom OP t1_ixki0t6 wrote
Park at The at the Burger King on the opposite side of the lot and walk!
JustDubbinAround t1_ixq7q27 wrote
Might not be such a good idea to walk from that direction. Park at the Lowes instead. People driving in from the Burger King side can't even see a bright yellow pole, so I wouldn't trust them to see a person walking.
Jadasmom OP t1_ixqhusz wrote
Honestly I only park there for the exercise but yeah it’s always risky in that parking ot
DidDunMegasploded t1_ixlemb8 wrote
Just drive safe, drive slow, and you won't have an issue.
Just don't go at night. I have...seen things. Not pleasant things.
chiefside t1_ixlqc28 wrote
Go to Target
seaglassgirl04 t1_ixnflq6 wrote
Approach the Walmart slowly and carefully.... or just go to Target lol!
FixMean5988 t1_ixluttb wrote
Auburn? They should just remove it all together honestly.
Present_Assistant_60 t1_ixlwcdp wrote
WTF AGAIN !!!!!!!
RondaArousedMe t1_ixlxr99 wrote
Are we sure the car was t on fire? Stop, drop, and roll seems to fit here.
Epicporkchop79-7 t1_ixm7x6m wrote
There is clearly a problem with the pole placement. Someone mentioned odd angles and such. I know the perfect drivers here have never made a mistake and all. I've almost hit one of these poles myself. You have the combination of a blind spot from the windshield pillar with people darting in and out between cars and that man with the small phallus starts backing his monster truck at you and you turn quick to dodge it.
Something should be done. The pole needs to be there, what about putting one of those cages that they put on trees around it? Put some smaller poles around it? Put a curb around it?
sfurbish t1_ixmozh0 wrote
This never happened until people from Massachusetts and New York started migrating North
SadExtension524 t1_ixu88bv wrote
I don't even understand how this happens! I go to that Walmart probably once a week, and I feel like you have to be a complete idiot to do this!
207Simone t1_ixjlune wrote
How does this keep happening AND why doesn’t Walmart remove the pole?! It’s happened so many times
emily_ros_e t1_ixjn45j wrote
It’s there to prevent people who are taking too tight of a left turn (like this guy) from driving into handicapped people trying to get out of their vehicles.
anonreddituser78 t1_ixjelzd wrote
💀💀💀
IamSauerKraut t1_ixjh6j1 wrote
Given the number of folks killed at a VA Wal*Mart, I am not inclined to laugh at this today.
Maybe tomorrow.
Or next week, but not today.
SPARC_Pile t1_ixjb364 wrote
Lewiston/Auburn again?