People from Downeast bring their cousins to prom, unless their mom insists on going instead. They also confuse where New Hampshit starts and where Maine ends. Cumberland County doesn’t even border NH.

Once you live here longer than you’ve lived anywhere else, then you’re a Mainer. You’re a transplant Mainer, and not a Die-Hard Mainah- but once you’ve been here long enough and have fully embraced the way of the Mainiac, you’re one of us.