Submitted by NamkrowTheRed t3_y042w6 in Maine
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rothael t1_irqz5kh wrote
My inspection sticker goes on my windshield, by law. Only registration stickers for the license plates. But it's okay you don't know that. I assume daddy always changed your stickers for you.
hawk82 t1_irr50hq wrote
It's the guy who runs the Instagram account: https://www.instagram.com/vanity_of_maine/
raynedanser t1_irr6j1w wrote
My dude. Inspection stickers do not go on plates.
DidDunMegasploded t1_irrfig8 wrote
Well, whatever they're called. Point is, put them on the plate. Hopefully they did after they took the photo.
It takes less than a minute to do. Easy stuff. And it'll save you from getting pulled over and facing the consequences.
DidDunMegasploded t1_irrfsbt wrote
Going straight for the ad hominem? You lost the argument before it even had a chance to get off the ground.
I change my own stickers, thank you. I just had a brain fart. But if you want to sling more insults at me to try and make me cry, go ahead and try. I could use the comedy.
Just lemme sip my flavored water here...
rothael t1_irrhqe2 wrote
All good, pal. If you adjudicated that you won the argument already, I don't see the point in continuing the case before this judge.
DidDunMegasploded t1_irri0cc wrote
...So that's a no on the insult-slinging, then?
Mm. A real pity. Guess I'll have to find somewhere else to get my comedy kicks on this gloomy Monday.
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PlentyCommission166 t1_irs4bcq wrote
I am wildly uncomfortable with the child on the plate next to that context but that's probably 100% the intent.
Emolokz t1_irs7yir wrote
You do realize that gay people can parent...correct?
PlentyCommission166 t1_irs8rtc wrote
My god, no! I had no idea! 🤨
What's that got to do with the word on the license plate though?
I_can_eat_15_acorns t1_irsainw wrote
I know this guy. He is cool, but seems like an alcoholic and I fear for his health because of that.
tiataafmma t1_irsbcm4 wrote
oh no, scared of a little gay word
Katnipz t1_irsbmlw wrote
I met this guy at a party and he slammed a bottle of Tito's and then nursed a second bottle of coffee brandy the rest of the night.
I swear the man didn't even stumble or slur his words once. Mouth of a saint too, i swear he only let out a single "fudge" all night.
raynedanser t1_irshtge wrote
Spell it out for us, please.
raynedanser t1_irshzs0 wrote
They don't usually bother if it's only expired for 10 days. . .
PlentyCommission166 t1_irsi1ic wrote
Jesus Christ stop reaching for a prejudice that isn't there you fucking victim fetish. Power bottoming is a pretty explicit term. That's the whole point of getting it on a license plate, to get a giggle about an explicit thing shown off in public.
tiataafmma t1_irsihix wrote
read it and weep geezer
PlentyCommission166 t1_irsikvg wrote
Power bottoms like to be in charge while getting fucked up the ass. It's a pretty common gay term for - not quite topping from the bottom, but for a specific sort of demanding sexual partner who knows what they want and will insist on it in bed. It's very explicitly sexual in nature, but niche enough that straights might not get it, which is probably why they used it on their license plate. Good for a giggle. No harm there, more power to them.
But combine reading that with looking at a picture of a kid and dad, and it's kinda gross. Like seeing adds for diapers in your porn feed.
PlentyCommission166 t1_irsir99 wrote
I'm gay you moron.
tiataafmma t1_irsj40x wrote
🫡sorry hoo hah
DidDunMegasploded t1_irsp036 wrote
You get them, you put them on immediately, or whenever there's a good weather day. Common sense. Get it over with, at the very least.
raynedanser t1_irspq8j wrote
Not arguing that, but sometimes shit happens and they may not make it in time - Mine are, but I know real life can be hectic, too. Just commenting that they don't usually bother with only a few days. Months now... They don't like that. ;-)
Emolokz t1_irsqz6y wrote
Sounds like you're reaching, associating power bottom with somehow being linked to the parent and child on the plate? What kind of twisted mindset even tries to affiliate those two things together? Get a life. You made a poor choice of words, reap what you sow, you opened yourself up to being bashed for it.
Hefty_Musician2402 t1_irtkavk wrote
I know him too I think
Substantial-Treat-99 t1_irtlfnu wrote
Should set this guy up with the one who wants to FKLIBS
ChopstickAKAJames t1_irtuoij wrote
A friend here in Maine, who’s gay, has the plate “CUT TOP” on a convertible.
Twerks4Jesus t1_irtwcfq wrote
Maybe you are homophobic?
PlentyCommission166 t1_irtyxw8 wrote
Maybe I know what a power bottom is.
Twerks4Jesus t1_irtz6b5 wrote
It's a drawing. You are homophobic
Emolokz t1_irtzhs1 wrote
I mean, let's be real, isn't a large portion of New England alcoholics? I feel like I've met an awful lot of them since I moved even further north from Jersey.
PlentyCommission166 t1_iru1l9d wrote
So you're cool with a sketch of a kid next to a pretty clearly sexual term? 'cause that skeevs me out. It's the sort of bullshit that pushes a boundary that just dosn't need to be pushed, freedom of speech or not.
Twerks4Jesus t1_iru2a39 wrote
It's a drawing on a license plate. You have issues you need to work out.
PlentyCommission166 t1_iru421e wrote
I think maybe you want to argue, and that's about you, not me. I'm ok with being skeeved out by this. The fact that it doesn't bother you doesn't mean you're a pedo, and it doesn't mean you're somehow enlightened. It just means it doesn't bother you. But the fact that it does bother me doesn't mean I'm homophobic, and it doesn't make me evil or someone who needs to be attacked. And you don't get that because you want to fight a good fight and hurt someone who you think deserves it. And that does say something about you.
Maybe think about why you want this argument.
Twerks4Jesus t1_iru4e1f wrote
You really need to seek out some help.
PlentyCommission166 t1_iru4llb wrote
It's funny. I think the same of you. 😘
Twerks4Jesus t1_iru4pg0 wrote
The old I know what you are but what am I?
PlentyCommission166 t1_irvbmfs wrote
I know what you are. You're super sensitive to any possible percieved insult, any possible hint of a bias. And willing to lash out at it. And unwilling to accept anything at all which might be considered even slightly critical of what you defend, no matter how justified.
Maybe consider that this is not the hallmark of healthy confidence?
brian_nyg t1_irw3473 wrote
I think the disconnect is the plate is inherently sexual in nature. If it were about the identity of being gay only, no issue, but this plate is explicitly about sex.
Emolokz t1_irw3mpt wrote
Power bottom on a plate isn't like "fuck me" or something more harsh. It's fine.
utilitarian_wanderer t1_irwekv7 wrote
Stupid thing to put on your license plate!
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