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DirigoBlu t1_jeajq9q wrote

Sometimes people ask us questions in the hopes of confirming their derisive stereotypes about rural communities. Otherwise, it's pretty quiet.

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Character_Screen_265 t1_jeavki8 wrote

I used to live in a much more densely populated area (although still considered rural) and I always had neighbor drama to report to my husband during the workday. Since I’ve move to “the woods” most of my text messages have revolved around turkeys, deer, and moose. What makes the limited incidents that occur out here so remarkable is that they are so remarkable and rare 😂. The stuff that makes police log news out here wouldn’t even be on police logs in more densely populated areas.

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dr0wningggg t1_jeaf6oo wrote

sometimes my neighbors cows get out and that’s a pretty dramatic moment

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Character_Screen_265 t1_jeauug2 wrote

Now that I know more about what can happen to people when their livestock escapes (civil violations, restitutions for damaged property) I find escape stories really stressful.

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burneruser_67 OP t1_jeajhjm wrote

Oh yes the old barnyard animal great escape, always love that one 👍

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indyaj t1_jealmeo wrote

No. That's why we live here.

Well, unless you count overloaded logging trucks driving on posted roads. That'll raise some dramatic hackles.

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ScenePlayful1872 t1_jeauo05 wrote

Unexpected Jake Brakes is a traumatic condition

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indyaj t1_jebd9uk wrote

No doubt. And when they teeter down the road falling into potholes and jumping with the frost heaves while you're either behind them or coming the other way, that'll cause some drama and trauma.

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Tight_Procedure t1_jealokl wrote

One day I heard a big racket on the edge of my property. About 30 seconds later, a fox came running through the woods with a flock of crows on its heels. They kept going and I could hear them for the next 2 or 3 minutes.

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indyaj t1_jeangl9 wrote

This is the winner.

I once had a coyote howl mere feet from my head as I lay in bed at 3am. That was pretty dramatic. I was virtually paralyzed for about 15 minutes.

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Tight_Procedure t1_jeaykfz wrote

I once looked up from my book to see a bear looking in the window, right above my "guard" dogs' heads as they slept through the whole thing.

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indyaj t1_jebe443 wrote

That's a really good one.

I once saw an eagle swoop down and grab a baby merganser chick out of the lake. For some reason the eagle dropped it back into the lake and I watched it flounder around for a minute or two until a seagull came along and ate it. I was sobbing and yelling "No!" the entire time. That was more trauma than drama though.

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Doxie_Chick t1_jec9m9n wrote

My car was attacked by 3 geese while on my way to work. 1 was at the hood of my car and the other 2 were at my passenger side wheelwell which prevented me from moving forward. I was 15 minutes late for work. My boss said I didn't need to make up such an elaborate excuse. 🙄🙄🙄😫😫😫

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JuliaNATFrolic t1_jecf867 wrote

My in-laws and their neighbors can’t quite agree on where the property line is.

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ppitm t1_jeacada wrote

Mostly ordinary, run of the mill child abuse.

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NoShip7475 t1_jeanwbv wrote

Not much drama. Held a trespasser at shotgun point totally naked after he missed 4 huge no trespass signs. Years ago. No drama since except my own.

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nuevoguero t1_jear4gt wrote

You were naked or he was naked? And also why lol

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NoShip7475 t1_jearaxt wrote

I was naked. I live in the woods. You had to drive a ways too get there. No idea why that dude ignored every sign on his way in. Needless to say he and his kid were surprised

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nuevoguero t1_jeatoi9 wrote

Makes way more sense that you were naked, especially now that I know he was with his kid 😂

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Chewser66 t1_jeb3o3c wrote

My favorite was a local paper had a notice some fella posted looking for his lost pet raccoon. Right next to it was a notice another gentleman posted saying he had a raccoon coat for sale. The editor must have gotten a chuckle out of the placement. And yes, I am old and this was a while back.

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BracedRhombus t1_jeepcxg wrote

I saw a Samsquanch once. Man, I hate those fucking bastards.

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Character_Screen_265 t1_jeaudu4 wrote

Once in a while, we look at local crime logs and find the most ridiculous incidents. My favorite is compressed below: “PCSO had been involved with a pursuit with a motorcycle, and the operator had fled into the woods. A K9 track was conducted, and K9 Odin located a helmet and riding gloves belonging to the operator. The track continued for several miles… During the track, K9 Odin located the suspects pants, riding jacket, riding pants, a sweatshirt and a rolled-up dollar bill with a lighter (at different points throughout the track). K9 Odin brought the team to the area of the Cardville Rd. where the track was lost. Information was obtained by a citizen that a man in his underwear had been seen coming out of the woods and getting into a vehicle in the area about 30-40 minutes before.”

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Character_Screen_265 t1_jeauk44 wrote

We also had a couple major drug busts in nearby areas lately so possibly related. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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WWEHlSTORlAN t1_jeeenke wrote

I lived in Brunswick- too populated. Moved to Gray- much better. Charming, it still a little cityish. Moved to Baldwin and I friggin love it! Areas of Baldwin can have close neighbors but I live on a road with no neighbors that can be seen or heard. Usually wildlife stuff is my action for the day now. I know Irma not as rural as northern Maine, but compared to what I’ve seen so far- I’ll take it every day

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BracedRhombus t1_jeeoe7y wrote

No. Low population density leads to low drama.

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