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ozzie286 t1_je3mpix wrote

Thanks for calling Quacko Insurance, how can I help you?

Yeah, my car was crushed by ice.

Crushed by ice? Where did it come from?

The ocean.

The ocean?

Yeah. Well, it went over the bridge.

Over the bridge? Your car went off the bridge and hit ice in the ocean?

No, the ice went over the bridge and hit my car.

So you're telling me the ice jumped out of the ocean up onto the bridge and hit your car? Have you been drinking?

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critical_courtney t1_je3w4am wrote

“Well yeah, but that’s beside the point.”

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raggedtoad t1_je4m530 wrote

"It was just a few fireball nips..."

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dedoubt t1_je535cy wrote

>"It was just a few fireball nips..."

Which isn't even really booze.

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ozzie286 t1_je784s0 wrote

Was it cinnamon flavored whisky fireball, or cinnamon whisky flavored fireball?

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cwalton505 t1_je4g4ei wrote

Oh "my car was hit by a boat"

What how? Were you in the water?

"Nah a drugged out guy nodded off at the wheel of his lobsterboat and flew over the bridge and hit my car"

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kintokae t1_je56q0z wrote

Will look really nice until that oversized tractor trailer goes under it and smashes up the underside of it.

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