This is an idiotic and unrealistic ad, that makes sweeping, untrue generalizations about the current state of other LLM's. I think it would be hard for anyone to realistically read all the way through without dismissing it as the rantings of some agitated, smaller competitor that can't distinguish itself without trying to make untrue statements to put down the other players in the market, in order to try and prop up it's own value.

Perhaps you should use an LLM to improve your ad copy.