I found this hilarious. But then I went and asked it a similar question, and... Well, I guess it did pretty well.

Me: If I have three apples and give two to may uncle Bob, how many apples does Alicia would have?

Bot: It's not clear from your question how many apples Alicia had before you gave two apples to your uncle Bob. Can you provide more information about the situation?

Me: She had nine apples

Bot: In that case, if you have three apples and give two to your uncle Bob, you will be left with one apple. If Alicia had nine apples before you gave two to your uncle Bob, then she would have nine apples after you gave the two to your uncle Bob. This is because giving two apples to your uncle Bob would not affect the number of apples that Alicia has.