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This is more lik, really * weird, than an actual LPT, but ok.

Feels like... from whose perspective??

WOW!! No. No one wants to suck on their bicep.

This isn't a life people tip at all.

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i just sucked my bicep

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The entire 5 comments on this post are hilarious but I want to ask, should my own tata actually feels the same as my bicep? Or you mean this only works with male biceps? Does it mean that different bicep sizes represent different cup sizes?

It feels 30 percent like getting your bicep sucked and 70 percent like sucking a bicep.

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How about i taste your tatas and biceps so we can figure out the truth?

/s.. maybe

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LPT: If you've never sucked a "tittie", don't make a LPT telling others what it feels like. Trust me, kid, that ain't what it feels like. Go back to watching male bodybuilders and fantasize about sucking their biceps.

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Without nipples, these tits are pointless

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And pussy is like sticking your dick in warm apple pie, right?

Just ask your mom for a quick taste, that’s what moms are for.

This isn't a LPT, dumbass

Also if you wanna know what a breast feels like in general you can grab a bag of sand

Maybe it's a death people tip

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So, LPT is dead then…

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Is this a troll post? What an unbelievably stupid thing to say!

Not even a terminal mouth-breather would believe this.

wouldn't it be easier to just find some rando and start sucking on theirs?

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This dude does not work out and has never sucked a tit

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Bag of sand, come on, man!