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psgrue t1_j9eu1mx wrote

It feels 30 percent like getting your bicep sucked and 70 percent like sucking a bicep.

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RayeNGames t1_j9esjgp wrote

This is more lik, really * weird, than an actual LPT, but ok.

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ChrisGeritol t1_j9eylw1 wrote

LPT: If you've never sucked a "tittie", don't make a LPT telling others what it feels like. Trust me, kid, that ain't what it feels like. Go back to watching male bodybuilders and fantasize about sucking their biceps.

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Aabacuss t1_j9et29z wrote

WOW!! No. No one wants to suck on their bicep.

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Brave_Forever_6526 t1_j9f2v1f wrote

Also if you wanna know what a breast feels like in general you can grab a bag of sand

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MrSpotgold t1_j9eszvj wrote

Feels like... from whose perspective??

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PatientDom t1_j9ezq1s wrote

Without nipples, these tits are pointless

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JCPRuckus t1_j9f1klq wrote

And pussy is like sticking your dick in warm apple pie, right?

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Punanistan t1_j9f2l1f wrote

This isn't a LPT, dumbass

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PDM420 t1_j9faghi wrote

Is this a troll post? What an unbelievably stupid thing to say!

Not even a terminal mouth-breather would believe this.

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plaincoldtofu t1_j9etx1b wrote

The entire 5 comments on this post are hilarious but I want to ask, should my own tata actually feels the same as my bicep? Or you mean this only works with male biceps? Does it mean that different bicep sizes represent different cup sizes?

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Arandomyoutuber t1_j9eundx wrote

How about i taste your tatas and biceps so we can figure out the truth?

/s.. maybe

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Bitter-Heat-8767 t1_j9f2k60 wrote

Just ask your mom for a quick taste, that’s what moms are for.

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dlaynomore t1_j9fczlq wrote

wouldn't it be easier to just find some rando and start sucking on theirs?

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MuramasaZero t1_j9ff1pc wrote

This dude does not work out and has never sucked a tit

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