BreakfastBeerz t1_j9mpj3z wrote
One of the main responsibilities of being a father is to eat the heels of the bread. I didn't sign up for this job, but it is mine.
areyouseriousdotard t1_j9o0pz5 wrote
Heels are the best part.
insanok t1_j9o6jk9 wrote
The transition to being a father starts with enjoying bad (dad) jokes, progresses to enjoying the heels of bread, and results in blue jeans and fresh white new balances
areyouseriousdotard t1_j9o9l9b wrote
My new balances are still black. Very close, tho.
insanok t1_j9o9orj wrote
Black NB are only for weddings.
areyouseriousdotard t1_j9o9w6b wrote
Well, I'm wearing Saucony's right now. I'm a male nurse. I don't wear white shows because they show stains.
MyNameisRawb t1_j9pkx8p wrote
I work retail. Saucony all day, every day, bro.
virusE89-TwitchTV t1_j9pxf7q wrote
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Origonn t1_j9nybg2 wrote
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
dadof2as t1_j9oqhvd wrote
Grilled cheese cut into shapes....who gets the scraps, mmm, damn straight dad will take those!
CosmicTurtle504 t1_j9oz6oe wrote
All the bits that arenโt dinosaur-shaped are straight dad fuel in this house.
EzMcSwez t1_j9o1ozx wrote
Then you go to grab the bread and find they've been pushing the heel down the side of the bag and you get to the end and have a double heel sandwich...
I'm passed out on the ground for all the work my jaw is doing.
RaB1can t1_j9o378r wrote
You always push the heel down as it helps prevent mold, then you have a double heelix ending ๐ค
Didu93 t1_j9o4y9b wrote
Thats the best part of the bread. The fresher it is the better. My food fantasy is to eat all the bread crust and leave it like that. A bread freshly made from bakery that crunches and omg its so delicious
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Quarteroz_847 t1_j9pvvj3 wrote
Thanks dad
wolf63rs t1_j9oj39c wrote
This is the way,
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