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BreakfastBeerz t1_j9mpj3z wrote

One of the main responsibilities of being a father is to eat the heels of the bread. I didn't sign up for this job, but it is mine.

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areyouseriousdotard t1_j9o0pz5 wrote

Heels are the best part.

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insanok t1_j9o6jk9 wrote

The transition to being a father starts with enjoying bad (dad) jokes, progresses to enjoying the heels of bread, and results in blue jeans and fresh white new balances

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areyouseriousdotard t1_j9o9l9b wrote

My new balances are still black. Very close, tho.

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insanok t1_j9o9orj wrote

Black NB are only for weddings.

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areyouseriousdotard t1_j9o9w6b wrote

Well, I'm wearing Saucony's right now. I'm a male nurse. I don't wear white shows because they show stains.

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Origonn t1_j9nybg2 wrote

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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dadof2as t1_j9oqhvd wrote

Grilled cheese cut into shapes....who gets the scraps, mmm, damn straight dad will take those!

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CosmicTurtle504 t1_j9oz6oe wrote

All the bits that arenโ€™t dinosaur-shaped are straight dad fuel in this house.

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EzMcSwez t1_j9o1ozx wrote

Then you go to grab the bread and find they've been pushing the heel down the side of the bag and you get to the end and have a double heel sandwich...

I'm passed out on the ground for all the work my jaw is doing.

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RaB1can t1_j9o378r wrote

You always push the heel down as it helps prevent mold, then you have a double heelix ending ๐Ÿค˜

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Didu93 t1_j9o4y9b wrote

Thats the best part of the bread. The fresher it is the better. My food fantasy is to eat all the bread crust and leave it like that. A bread freshly made from bakery that crunches and omg its so delicious

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