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xuxalue t1_j9y2emc wrote
Thank you changing the way i forever view a strangers dish glove chilling in the kitchen.
phadrus56 t1_j9y2fv0 wrote
They make masterbation gloves?
ImAmandaLeeroy t1_j9y2yoh wrote
... you mean pet grooming gloves? They market those for weiners now?!
whitefire89 t1_j9y3499 wrote
I feel like this LPT works in reverse. I have never seen maturation gloves.
angeliqueV78 t1_j9y382d wrote
Hopefully not one that has been used for its orginal purpose please include that part you know how stupid people can be........
RedCallahan t1_j9y3j9f wrote
If you’re going to wash it afterwards anyway, you might as well be productive and clean a few other things while you’re at it.
sunnyflow2 t1_j9y48iu wrote
What if you wear the nubs down?
speedwoof112 t1_j9y4hl3 wrote
tbh, all the ones i've tried ended up decreasing the raw sensations that come from having good handiwork done (all the less even more if you get lube all over it), so..original purpose? pfft
A7xWicked t1_j9y4xsa wrote
Surgery probably
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meSh_1985 t1_j9yvvvu wrote
I too use my Wankmaster3000s for the dishes sometimes, they handle that cuz these are washable.
Grimple409 t1_j9z5lyo wrote
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Spikole t1_j9zlrzk wrote
Normally I love a well placed office quote. But I feel like Angela talking to Kevin. “Don’t just say stuff”.
Bigfops t1_j9zmcv2 wrote
Ok, it’s spelled correctly in the title and I bet you got a red, squiggly underline when you typed it, how did you fuck it up? It’s a ‘U’ masrUrbation. Learn it, use it.
Sorry, pet peeve.
ChaoticCherryblossom t1_j9zpoik wrote
neuroid99 t1_j9zpqk6 wrote
I'll be sure to keep this in mind whenever I masrurbate, thanks!
phadrus56 t1_j9zubkq wrote
Spelling Nazi (insert grin here)
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pokenerd07 t1_j9zyaqf wrote
ahh, the irony
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JFB187 t1_ja0e9r9 wrote
What the actual fuck is a masturbation glove?
Bigfops t1_ja0egwb wrote
I’ll take the hit.
Dante_Arizona t1_ja0hg6a wrote
I actually want to know as well.
Bitter-Heat-8767 t1_ja0kiwu wrote
This sub is awful, maybe 1/100 posts is a real tip.
Fun-Transition1230 t1_ja0s2cd wrote
Sure, aisle 5 near the dishwashing soap.
ananasSauce11 t1_ja0vhiv wrote
I remember the old MTV show Room Raiders, they'd always discover "masturbation kits" inside the guys' rooms. They were a pair of gloves and some cream.
Foreign_Wasabi1325 t1_ja12ylx wrote
I was today years old
[deleted] OP t1_ja15xby wrote
So the nubs simulate warts or something? GTFO!
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