hectorlf t1_j9y6zhm wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:46 PM

TIL.

Fun-Transition1230 t1_ja0s2cd wrote on February 26, 2023 at 12:00 AM

Sure, aisle 5 near the dishwashing soap.

ananasSauce11 t1_ja0vhiv wrote on February 26, 2023 at 12:26 AM

I remember the old MTV show Room Raiders, they'd always discover "masturbation kits" inside the guys' rooms. They were a pair of gloves and some cream.

Foreign_Wasabi1325 t1_ja12ylx wrote on February 26, 2023 at 1:24 AM

I was today years old

[deleted] OP t1_j9yufka wrote on February 25, 2023 at 4:01 PM

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Bigfops t1_j9zmcv2 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:05 PM

Ok, it’s spelled correctly in the title and I bet you got a red, squiggly underline when you typed it, how did you fuck it up? It’s a ‘U’ masrUrbation. Learn it, use it.

Sorry, pet peeve.

neuroid99 t1_j9zpqk6 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:28 PM

I'll be sure to keep this in mind whenever I masrurbate, thanks!

ChaoticCherryblossom t1_j9zpoik wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:27 PM

Ironic

dplagueis0924 t1_j9zwm1x wrote on February 25, 2023 at 8:14 PM

pet peev

[deleted] OP t1_ja05x3d wrote on February 25, 2023 at 9:18 PM

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phadrus56 t1_j9zubkq wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:59 PM

Spelling Nazi (insert grin here)

pokenerd07 t1_j9zyaqf wrote on February 25, 2023 at 8:26 PM

ahh, the irony

Bigfops t1_ja0egwb wrote on February 25, 2023 at 10:19 PM

I’ll take the hit.

LPT: the rubber nubs on a stern quality masturbation glove can also make for quick work of not only, say, the dishes but also in pre-meal prep when scrubbing potatoes and other root crops

phadrus56 t1_j9y2fv0 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 11:52 AM