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keepthetips t1_ja8jgxs wrote

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PrisonerV t1_ja8jo3e wrote

They handed me a corn dog... and I ate it.

It was delicious.

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m1kesanders t1_ja8lsnu wrote

If a stranger slides something in your hand please don’t just pocket it, look them in the eye and say loudly enough fir someone to hear “what is this and why did you hand it to me?”

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Dusteronly t1_ja8m4hr wrote

Who just walks up and shakes someone’s hand they don’t know?

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martusfine t1_ja8niaa wrote

Even better LPT: don’t shake hands. You want my business? Fist bump me.

If I want your business? It ain’t on the streets.

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123bumblebee t1_ja8o062 wrote

I haven't shaken hands with a person in about 3 years. I love it.

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yamaha2000us t1_ja8tnli wrote

What world do we live in where it is better to raise a fist than an open hand in greeting?

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Empire2k5 t1_ja8v7a9 wrote

People go around shaking random people's hands? Better LPT is leave strangers alone and don't approach someone you don't know.

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Sufficient-Law-6622 t1_ja8xgwj wrote

I love letting people tie “free” bracelets on my wrist.

I want you to understand how much time I have to sit here and fuck with you, sir. You can either give me my bracelet for free or listen to my fucking 35 minute story about why I don’t have 4 euro.

The choice is yours.

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martusfine t1_ja9n1yq wrote

Yea. No shaking hands in Japan, Germany, Mexico, nor Canada, mate. What’s your point?

I guarantee my business ain’t on the streets if there’s business to be done.

So, again, what’s your point? Because my point is this- don’t shake hands on the streets when there’s business to be done.

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