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RegalDreamer OP t1_j5o2emj wrote
Not gonna argue there, but there are times where you just don't want to sneeze x)
ForceOfAHorse t1_j5pnbnf wrote
So is pissing, but you don't (hopefully) just wipe out your dick in the bus if you want to pee.
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DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j5puy3y wrote
>just wipe out your dick
OX-lHl-XO t1_j5q3sc5 wrote
When you need to conceal being sick, you might as well consider using this trick.
LisaWinchester t1_j5o23r3 wrote
When I really do not want to sneeze, I press the tip of my tongue to the roof of my mouth. That usually does the trick
Extension_Pay_1572 t1_j5omwmx wrote
You sneeze wherever and whenever. LPT
69_A_Porcupine t1_j5p0610 wrote
Zero chance I'm denying myself the simple pleasure of a sneeze
Empire2k5 t1_j5ooet6 wrote
Sneezing feels to good, I'm not holding back for anyone/thing
widdlewaddle1 t1_j5oscy3 wrote
Alternatively, thinking of a cow will also prevent sneezing
ntrrrmilf t1_j5p2ojf wrote
You can also open your eyes very wide to delay it. I learned this waiting tables.
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eldridge2e t1_j5o0nkv wrote
some people say they look to a bright light
LisaWinchester t1_j5o24d6 wrote
I do that when I do want to sneeze!
Fun_Amount3063 t1_j5o4no0 wrote
In what situation would I want or need to not sneeze? It’s a reflex ffs.
Stop being weird about bodily functions and stop giving medical advice.
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CivilGator t1_j5oan20 wrote
When you are in an elevator or other crowded space and don't want to share your germs.
Fun_Amount3063 t1_j5odmo5 wrote
Please learn how to cover your mouth when sneezing. jfc
CivilGator t1_j5ohisp wrote
I do, but if you think it is all contained in your hand then maybe learn about how aerosols and pressure differentials work.
Fun_Amount3063 t1_j5omsf6 wrote
Did I say only use your hand?
You’re not a smart person. ✌🏼
CivilGator t1_j5p5aiw wrote
Ok, thanks
ntrrrmilf t1_j5p2sxx wrote
When you are carrying a heavy tray full of liquids. Every server I’ve known has a sneeze trick.
Fun_Amount3063 t1_j5p3v7j wrote
Valid
Hi_its_me_Kris t1_j5oqcgd wrote
Pushing your tongue hard against your palate also works pretty good.
datDANKie t1_j5oy9vr wrote
yeah right.. then you have a compressed sneeze and its as painful as ever wishing you just let it out
ForceOfAHorse t1_j5pnpxh wrote
If you raise tip of your nose the urge to sneeze just goes away. That's what this tip is about, not pinch your nose shut and release the kraken exploding your eardrums.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j5o1y49 wrote
For crying out loud. Sneezing is a natural bodily function.