Lol yes the benefit for my visually impaired brethren, constant eye protection. Sometimes I wish I could wear glasses because I’ve had too much random shit get in my eye.

One time I was in the river and got a tiny bark needle in my eye. I was in the middle of Hicksville, USA and I couldn’t get it out at all so I eventually had to go to the ER. Absolutely one of the most excruciating pains I’ve ever felt. Every motion of the eye was like a stab to the brain. I’ve actually been waterboarded before and I think it might’ve been even worse, just in terms of the consistency of the pain. None of their machines were working at the hospital and they couldn’t get it out so they just gave me a bunch of antibiotics. I had that needle in my eye for over 12 hours until I was eventually able to get it out at home.