Submitted by arkobsessed t3_zhejv6 in LifeProTips
fusionsofwonder t1_izmrauu wrote
Bring a beautiful dessert, stand next to it, and glare at anyone who thinks about cutting it. Establish dominance.
MandySnutz t1_iznu3m5 wrote
Wear a black shirt that says 'security'
eraserrrhead t1_izq9psu wrote
>Establish dominance.
All I heard was "Eat the cake". That'll work.
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