Submitted by arkobsessed t3_zhejv6 in LifeProTips
threebillion6 t1_izm7ds1 wrote
Reply to comment by Whatwillwebe in LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed
Then pee on the floor to mark your territory.
Late-Jicama5012 t1_izmfjn6 wrote
Settle down Devil, there are kids in the room.
TheLeakingGenius t1_izm7uig wrote
Then take the knife and cut your arm over the dessert to give it a gelatinous red topping for all to enjoy.
mushguin t1_izm9qz6 wrote
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