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ouyin2000 t1_izlwgiv wrote

Just place it down and then cut yourself a piece of it in front of people.

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Whatwillwebe t1_izm6fu5 wrote

Then push the entire piece into your mouth and swallow it whole while making aggressive eye contact with anyone who looks at you.

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rncookiemaker t1_izmknog wrote

Long ago, I was preschool aged and my Mom made a cake from scratch with scratch frosting. She let me work with her on the decorations. It was delicious looking. We took the cake to school and then went to a school presentation that my older brother was in. When we were sitting down, I noticed Mom didn't have the cake!

She then told me she made the cake to donate it to a bake sale at the school. I was greatly disappointed, because I thought for sure that we would eat the cake. I saw a family leaving with "my" cake, and I was making stern eye contact with them.

I think of that cake whenever I see gold dragees.

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mommadragon72 t1_iznw8mk wrote

When we make a dish, esp a dessert to take somewhere I always make two and leave one at home. That way the family that helped make it, smelled it cooking and/ or cleaned up the kitchen also get to enjoy it

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rncookiemaker t1_izny7gl wrote

Yes, I understand this. I frequently do the same for our house. I have a rotation of specialty meals and treats, and goodness gracious, there is mayhem and revolution if I don't have some for the home team. :)

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threebillion6 t1_izm7ds1 wrote

Then pee on the floor to mark your territory.

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TheLeakingGenius t1_izm7uig wrote

Then take the knife and cut your arm over the dessert to give it a gelatinous red topping for all to enjoy.

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kelroe26 t1_izmw71g wrote

Screw that. Leave the singular slice behind and aggressively shovel the remainder of the dessert into thine mouth

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chickenlittle53 t1_izmvc8p wrote

Just bring me I guess. I don't get the whole scare factor. The only time I ever hesitate is time for everyone to eat period. Once it's time to eat then I see no issue diving into whatever food is out there to be eaten obviously. Few obvious exceptions would be a wedding cake or bday cake, but those are exceptions and obvious.

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sneaky_squirrel t1_izmfeot wrote

Do you want to get yourself killed?!

Trampling and mauling the first to serve is common tradition, why do you think this LPT is here?

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