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soggy_gargoyle t1_ixatgsd wrote
Secrets of Christmas, you say? And bulk lube? My my. Do tell. Admittedlly very unfamiliar with this technique but quite willing to learn.
[deleted] OP t1_ixav9eb wrote
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XANDERtheSHEEPDOG t1_ixaweqf wrote
Hmmm. I've never had to hide my "adult" purchases. My husband gets very happy whenever I come home with a bag from fascinations.... food for thought though, I may have to ensure some "christmas secrets" 😉 end up under the tree.
motsanciens t1_ixawhoq wrote
Specifically, I mean if you have nosy family members or children who usually want to know what's in any package that arrives.
[deleted] OP t1_ixax6za wrote
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whiskeybeesus t1_ixazfcp wrote
Do you think those workers care... no. No they don't get a rabbit and a double ended dildo at 8 am on a Tuesday.
Flowofinfo t1_ixaznr0 wrote
Do you think anyone really cares?
blue_blurpie t1_ixb32n6 wrote
Just getting my dad this Atomic Prostate Blaster 5000 for Christmas…
aKnightWh0SaysNi t1_ixb75ab wrote
You live a strange life, OP.
MedioXrity t1_ixb9aox wrote
wtf are these commentsðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
DukeLukeivi t1_ixbfqwh wrote
Bulk lube and pine cones
[deleted] OP t1_ixbj1pa wrote
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karrenl t1_ixbji77 wrote
Or stuff something...
[deleted] OP t1_ixbmwcx wrote
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soggy_gargoyle t1_ixbn52j wrote
Those pine cones aren't going anywhere without it
Snagmesomeweaves t1_ixbqhbl wrote
My wife and I bought a 55 gallon drum of lube and it was a great investment
soggy_gargoyle t1_ixbviul wrote
Ahh, I see. Well you must have some well-behaved family members. Unfortunately in my house such an enigmatic explanation might actually arouse greater curiosity and have the unintended consequence of heightening my kids' scrutiny of what I do with Christmas packages because they have the habit of snooping in our stuff. The number one adverse outcome would be having yet another hiding spot being compromised.
Current standard operating procedure dictates that any inquiry made by a non-adult occupant of our house in regard to the contents of a shipped package which happens to contains sensitive materials be fielded with one of two carefully considered responses: "books" or "cleaning suppies". I can assure you it is 100 percent effective in this house. I predict a zero percent chance of there ever being posed a single follow-up question.
The moment my kids think there's something to look for in the bowels of our house is the moment I lose one of a dwindling number of spots I can stash things like lube or contraband.
The stakes are high. I'd like to continue to smoke weed privately every once in awhile after my kids are asleep. It gives me something to do on a few or many of the 350-some nights of the year when im not having lube-assisted semi-annual sex with my wife.
Hangonsloopy0 t1_ixcfmb6 wrote
I’m coming down the chimney
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herbythechef t1_ixco5kc wrote
I like to jump into the barrel, get out and shake myself off before a good session
Key-Regular674 t1_ixdaxm7 wrote
TLDR he stashes lube but kids find it or somethin idk
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