Submitted by giblfiz t3_z8zkeg in LifeProTips
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To call the posts here nonsensical garbage is disrespectful to nonsensical garbage.
Apologize.
Yeah as self-proclaimed nonsensical garbage, I’m offended
I'm really pissed off. I work hard for that title.
The real life pro tip is always in the comments.
... And there's always money in the banana stand.
There’s some quality advice on this sub, but that’s a tiny minority of the posts.
Very true, just enough for me to stay subbed :)
Except for this comment
Approximately every post on this column, of which I, at one time, appreciated the acquired knowledge, thereof, is now waste of which the common dandy would find repulsive, and an insult to his intelligence..
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Did you try this LPT?
I can't work it out. I think it's like evaluating "this sentence is false".
Gödels Incompleteness Theorem PROVES our knowledge of math in general is tenuous.
It basically says the same thing as that statement but with numbers.
The irony
The Ironing
Wouldnt that make it Schrodingers LPT ... it's there but it's not there... we don't know
Most of the LPT Life pro tips should be moved to the today I learned sub. It's people who are just learning life skills most of us have already known.
Not even. It's mostly people telling everyone not to do the one specific thing that someone did to annoy them today.
This is mostly what I see. “Don’t do something that someone did to me that I didn’t like.”
But fr tho. Please don't bring a gendered gift to my gender neutral baby shower. 😂
The only one that I can get behind is "Don't ask someone why they don't drink alcohol."
I can't even get behind that one. You can ask. Just respect if they say they'd rather not talk about it. Plenty of people are just fine with sharing their tragic backstories.
This is the only correct answer here. 99% of posts here are personal rants disguised as tips.
Do not moon the moon during a meteor shower.
I’ve been on here for a few years and ONE tip about flipping a cereal bag upside down before opening has been useful to me. Lol
What does that do for you? Should I be flipping my cereal?
Probably has something to do with it settling during transport.
Oh that makes sense. Flip it so all the cereal crumbs and dust go into the first bowl instead of the last.
So they'll be more evenly dispersed I thought
Notice how when your cereal is done, there’s a bunch of cereal dust left over? This prevents that from happening, as it gets distributed more evenly throughout the intact cereal.
yes but only clockwise though
Also, you don’t really need a clip to close foods that go in a bag in a box. I do this for cereal and crackers. (Especially if a clip won’t fit inside of the box yet)
Roll the bag up and put it in the box upside-down, gravity and the box keeps it fully sealed! Just warn people in your home if you don’t live alone, or they might get snacks on the floor.
Wait what does it do lol
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hmmm I did figure that one out all by myself. same with chips
I'd like to append "at least twice if not more" to this excellent LPT.
A lot of people do something and instantly rush to report it to LifeProTips as must-have advice... when experts in that thing just wince and roll their eyes at how often it turns out to be massively counterproductive.
I'm a business consultant and routinely destroy bad advice here, not out of meanness, but because it's just such BAD advice, and if it leaves a positive impression on some people it could hurt them. Ditto stuff that reinforces social anxieties instead of facing or actually managing them (with the most common of these suggesting stupid lies to avoid social situations).
Often the advice is from someone who either thinks it makes sense (when it sometimes just doesn't), or it worked for them out of some freak coincidence. Either way, it's not a LPT the vast majority of the time, and in some respects can cause actual damage if followed.
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Now I would definitely take advice from you
This sub is 90% outrageously made up, completely unthought out garbage
LPT taking off your glasses with two hands will keep your glasses from coming out of adjustment as quickly.
What if I use one hand and grab it from the bridge over the nose?
I have a special purpose.
Depends on the frame. If it's thin metal bridge, you're potentially putting a lot of stress to very little material.
It’s even worse over at r/illegallifeprotips.
It would be very difficult to enforce a “try it before you post it” rule on ILPT.
But then how do they know if its ILPT or SLPT?
I would like an alternate LPT sub where only people over 60 years old are allowed to post.
And then you'll get helpful tips like "If you want to get a job, just walk in to their office and drop off your resume." Or other helpful tips that haven't been valid for 20+ years. (And this is coming from someone who is getting real close to that age bracket. Just because we're old doesn't mean we can't be idiots, too.)
I dunno, man. Most people in the upper echelon of government are in that age range. Look at the bone head shit they pull all the fucking time.
And also, just cuz I like saying it. Don't post an LPT if it's not something you personally plan on doing so much as a thing you want everyone else to do to make your life better. If you're a retail worker, think twice before posting "always be nice to retail workers because we're all always perfect". If you're a CSR, maybe consider the other person's perspective before you post "if you're having a wild emergency, ignore it and take the time to ask your CSR about their day before you get all 'me me me' and try to bring the conversation to the broken vacuum cleaner currently eating your children."
If your LPT is just that you personally assume you're always right and are telling other people to assume you're always right, just don't post it.
Can we really trust a guy, posting about not trying something you have never tried before, who has clearly never tried telling people not to try something, they have never tried?
I used to work at a deli and we sold stroopwaffles. A customer told me that if you put one on top of a cup of hot coffee the moisture causes it to fluff up (this is not true, by the way). But for the next year or so I told that to other customers without checking myself. Finally, one customer said "have you ever tried it?" and I was an idiot and said yes. He knew I was lying.
I still lose sleep over that to this day.
Doesn’t it just keep it warm
Yeah, and makes it a little softer. It's nice, for sure, but it doesn't fluff up.
Ah you were just trying to help them, no harm done. Retailers don't have to test all the products and services they sell. It's not like you lied to increase sales. Let it go! :D
Always remember love more than yesterday and even more tomorrow - the grinch
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LPT: If you want free karma you can make up fake tips that sound real
-most people probably
The 100 words of a language one is especially ridiculous. Learning a language isn’t about knowing a lot of words.
LPT: Don't follow any LPT (boom paradox)
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have you tried this OP?
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I think people in general should think about what they are about to posting an lpt. Most are not lpt's. Some times they really only help some people leaving a lot of people seeing the advice as worthless.
It's kind of like telling people next time they loose their phone to stand in the middle of the room and say hey google say the abc's to find their phone. This only helps people with android and hey Google turned on sonic works with the screen off. It's an android user tup, but not a life pro tip.
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Ahh these are the best tips. Tips about not trying anything and giving advice. Procedes to not try something and give advice. Magical.
So by that logic you should not be posting TIL unless you already tried not posting TIL?
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LPT: Everyone has a plan until they've been punched in the face.
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How is this a “life pro tip”?
The first 100 words of a language is a legit tip that works really well
Add this post to that list of LPTs to don't post.
>to don’t post.
Nuff said
Step 2: See step 1
TheAngelMutants t1_iye55l3 wrote
Almost everything posted here is nonsensical garbage.